Being a man is hard.

People think being a woman is hard.
They're not wrong but being a man is also hard.
They can't show emotion, or they get called a girl.
They want to wear grey sweatpants, but they have all of the girls' eyes on them even if they don't want that.
If they get hit by a girl no one stands up for them like they would a woman.
If they buy a girl a drink, they get accused of spiking it.
They can't paint their nails or wear makeup because they will get called gay even if they aren't.
Being a man isn't as easy as people think.
Being a man is hard.