Birdwatchers

FADE IN:


EXT. CENTRAL PARK - DAY

A white WOMAN is in a park, watching birds. Along comes a
black MAN, who is also a bird watcher. Despite being a fair
distance away from her, the woman becomes nervous of the
man.

WOMAN
(to man)
You stay away from me. Don’t you
come near me.

MAN
What’s your problem? I’m here the
same as you. To watch birds.

WOMAN
How do I know that?

MAN
Why do you think I have these
binoculars?

WOMAN
So you can look at naked women
through their apartment windows,
you pervert.

MAN
Come on. I’m not trying to bother
anybody.

WOMAN
I don’t care. Just stay away. Or
I’ll call the cops.

MAN
Okay, lady. I’m leaving.

Once the man leaves, she becomes much calmer, and goes
back to her bird watching. But then she notices something
strange. A rather large flock of chickadees, probably the cutest
members of the avian kingdom, have gathered in the trees
surrounding her. And they all are staring at her intently. She
senses that this could be a problem. And she’s right. Suddenly,
this group of a hundred or so birds decides to attack her, pecking
at various parts of her body, to the point of death. Apparently
even such a small bird can be a danger when there’s enough of
them.

FADE OUT.


THE END