Don't deceive me

Are you deaf? Oh, he can’t hear. Oh, shame you, deaf. Oh, he can’t speak. Look, I am sorry that you are deaf. I am very sorry that you can’t hear, I am.
Please… don’t worry.
Oh, now you can speak. So, can you hear me? Oh, I am very sorry.
No, no, I am happy… though. So… can you sign?
You, are you lying, are you not? You can speak, yeah, I can hear you pretty well.
I am trying… to speak. Speaking… is not… my best… but sign.
You are not deaf. He’s lying! He can hear perfectly what I said. Why are you lying?
I am Deaf.
Don’t dare you to lie.
Me, speak, not well, yeah, me, only, sign.
You are not deaf. He can speak well. Hear his words.
What?
See? He is lying!
I am… indeed… Deaf.
Don’t lie, don’t lie, please, don’t lie to me.
Yes… I am Deaf… and… I use… sign language.
Oh, sign language, but you should not sign, you should speak instead.
Oh, well.

Written by Ismael Mansoor