The Legend of Team Jade Part 2

CHAPTER 8: A BATTLE BEFORE DAWN

“Welp, I’m off to bed. You want to take the first watch Connor?” asked Tyler. “Sure, if you want to be a complete fucking asshole and deprive me of sleep. Then go ahead,” said Connor as sincerely as possible. “Okay, I’ll leave some Bleach out for you if you get thirsty,” replied Tyler, “I’m off to bed.” “What a bitch,” mumbled Connor. Tyler and Connor attained support level B! Later that night Tyler was awoken by a scratching at the door of his inflatable cabin. “Who goes there?” Tyler said worriedly. He approached the door, unchained it, and turned the knob. “It’s me!,” said a cancerous voice. “Oh, it's you. Hi Dylan, may I ask why were you outside?” Tyler asked. “Well you see, I was prancing through the fields and definitely not getting high!” replied Dylan. “Well, I’m just going to go back to…” started Tyler. “Wait!,” cut in Dylan, “Don’t you want to meet my new friend?” “Umm… Sure?” replied Tyler. Dylan lifted a tarp to reveal a small boy with a fox tail. “What is that..?” asked Tyler, aching for some more sleep. “It’s a baby kitsune!” replied Lane excitedly. “Wait, a baby kitsune?!?” asked Tyler frantically. “Yeah!” said Lane, “I found it in the opium fields!” “First of all, Opium..? Really..? I mean I know you’re Asian and all but still…” said Tyler, “Also... YOU TOOK A BABY KITSUNE FROM A KITSUNE TRIBE! YOU IDIOT!” “I don’t see the problem here,” replied Lane. Tyler pointed to the horizon where a tribe of kitsune could be seen charging at them. “Oh, we’ve got trouble,” said Lane. “No dip,” replied Tyler as he grabbed his dagger, “Stay here, you’ve cause enough trouble already.” Tyler ran out into the middle of the field and took up a fighting stance, trying to think of what to do. The first kitsune launched itself into an attack, but Tyler was ready he slashed it in the muzzle, did a barrel roll, and latched onto its back. The kitsune snarled as Tyler began to bore his dagger into the back of its neck, it attempted to shake him off but he held on, the kitsunes body went limp and Tyler knew it was dead. He let go and stood up only to be pounced on by another kitsune. Hearing all the commotion, Connor woke up only to hear a cry of plea from Tyler trying to throw this kitsune off of him. Connor rushed over to him and kicked the kitsune off his chest. “Are you alright?” Connor asked. “Yeah, i’m good, I think it left a hickey though.” Tyler responded. Connor attached his arm cannon and Tyler picked up his dagger. “Are you sure you don’t want me to help guys?” Dylan screeched across the plain. “No, we’re good.” Tyler and Connor both responded. “Ugh, what’s going on? I’m trying to sleep and think about non-perverted things… AAAAAHHH!” Blaise said like, half asleep. “Why are you guys killing these adorable things?” “Well…… I kinda took a baby one from their nest and brought it here.” Dylan responded. “You are literally worthless,” Blaise responded, “Well, I’m going back to sleep, I don’t want to hurt these animals, they’re too cute.” Blaise went back inside completely unresponsive to Tyler and Connor mass slaughter. “RARGH!” Tyler screamed while slashing at a couple kitsune. “Well, here it goes!” Connor said firing his arm cannon, but you know how that went… it blew up in his face. “Damnit Connor! Blaise said that things as prototype!” Tyler yelled over to him. “Well fuck you too!” Connor responded while smashing the head of a couple kitsunes with his cannon. After tireless battling continued, Connor and Tyler were surrounded by about 15 kitsunes all in a circle closing in. “Shit,” Tyler said, “We’re surrounded. I don’t want to use my powers yet because I’m untrusting of them.” “Yeah… DYLAN LOOK OUT!” Connor yelled over. Dylan was too busy petting the kitsune when he realized that a pack of them were about to pounce on him. Dylan quickly put the kitsune in his tent and transformed into his windmill form! He sliced the kitsunes up and was about to help Tyler and Connor when he realized that they were all dead! “You take care of your spot we’ll take care of the ones over here!” Connor yelled over to Dylan. “Alright!” Dylan responded back. Completely tired out from the fighting, inert lay Connor and Dylan. “Huff puff That was stupid, why did you take one?” Connor said harshly to Dylan. “I didn’t know that it would end up like this!” Dylan responded. Tyler just gazed over the horizon seeing a sunset rise above the trees. “Huh, it’s morning. Didn’t think that was a whole night of fighting.” Tyler muttered. Suddenly! One last kitsune attack Tyler and pounced on his back, leaving him with only one option. “Welp, here goes nothing,” shouted Tyler through gritted teeth. A silvery mist surrounded Tyler and shielded him from the confused eyes of his enemies and allies. The kitsune that had pounced on Tyler screamed in anguish and jumped back. “What the hell was that?!?,” it screeched in fear. The mist dissipated as a figure sporting a black robe and sexy sandals emerged from where Tyler once stood. A mask forged from demon blood and demonic cartilage shielded its shadowy face from the onlookers. “What the..?” Lane started as he stared in horror at the figure. Before he could finish what he was saying the figure lurched forward, and an explosion of confetti showered over the battlefield. When it clear the mangled corpse of the kitsune, or what was left of it anyways, could be seen strung up on the end of the figures dagger. “What the hell was that!” Connor yelled waking everyone up. “I don’t know actually.” Tyler responded as he slowly reverted, “Is this my 3rd Antichrist power?” “Yes it is.” Said Jake walking slowly over with his eyes bloodshot red. “You have gained the power of, a familiar you can call it. You can control it and summon up to 6 of them. If something attacks you, your instincts will take over and to into your powers. It’s highly durable but will eventually shatter and will return after a 30 minute wait time.” “Woah.” Tyler said. “Test it.” Jake said. Tyler then thought deep into his emotions and transformed again. He charged forward and blew apart the trees in front of them. “What the FUCK!” Blaise shouted, “Is that what I could’ve gotten but a moon stone one! You hunk of shit!” “Calm down you doofus.” Jake responded with. “Let's continue shall we. We have to find Jason fast and with this new power we could easily break him out. “GUYS!” Someone shouted “I’m here huff puff.” It was mike… sadly. “What took you so long?” Connor said. “I was trying my hardest to get here!” Mike responded. “At first I thought you went south but then it turned out you went north because there was a sign that said ‘Mike you an idiot’ on it. Then I came across this bear trap and got my leg stuck in it. THEN this enormous blue frog came out of the sand and tried to eat me! It look a lot like Blaise Gren-” “Well we better move onward then! Wouldn’t want to make Jason wait any longer!” Blaise cut Mike out with. “Wait guys!” said Lane, “Before we go, I have to take care of something.” “Hurry up,” mumbled Blaise. Lane picked up the baby kitsune, looked it in the eyes, and then swiftly snapped its neck. He dropped its corpse and it lay, open eyed, in the leftover confetti that marked where the battlefield had once been. “What the fuck,” said Mike, a look of disgust and horror on his face. “Okay, let’s go,” said Lane.


PARALOGUE 5: DRACONIC EVOLUTION

Jessie, James, and Meowth continued to carry Jason to his new quarters, far out of reach from Tyler and company. It was now James’ turn to carry him as Jessie had gotten tired. “Here James, you take the kid for now, I’m tired of carrying him!” cried Jessie. “But I thought you said you’d manage?” James said mocking her. “James, take him. Now.” Jessie demanded. “Fine,” James said taking Jason’s limp body from Jessie, “but don’t expect to get all the credit for this like you usually do.” Jessie and James had one fatal flaw with their plan however. Just as they entered the room they were to keep Jason in, Jason stopped playing dead. “Do your research next time, I have insomnia!” Jason yelled, kicking James hard in the crotch. “GOD DAMN IT!” James yelped in pain, as he fell to the ground, “That’s what the boss meant by dangerous!” Meowth ran at him, drawing his claws, but Jason jumped into the air and landed on a chair in the corner of the room, quickly he kicked the chair out from under him, letting it smash into Meowth, which resulted in him getting launched into James who was starting to stand up, but now laying back in a corner from Meowth’s sudden impact. Jessie brandished a knife and began to charge at Jason, who was concentrated on defeating them. Jessie started swinging her knife wildly, Jason dodged her slashes one by one, refusing to let one even scratch him. He was now backed into a corner of his own, but he had a plan. He quickly dodged off to the side, kicking down an old wall scone. The scone landed on Jessie’s head, badly scorching her perfectly styled hair. “You’ll pay for that, twerp!” Jessie yelled. James and Meowth were finally starting to get back up and the trio began to run for the door, but just as they were about to make their escape, a tall shadowy figure appeared in the exodus, stopping them in their tracks. The figure donned a dark blue steel bow, seemingly bursting with energy. He took only one shot, and blasted the Rocket Trio to opposite sides of the room with a burst of blue flames, and on top of that, knocked them unconscious. The figure then looked over at Jason, and said one word: “Run.” before vanishing.

Jason quickly picked himself up off the floor and ran out of the room. “Run where!” Jason yelled down the empty hallway. “Out of this place, I’ll be waiting for you.” the figure said, however, not visible to Jason. Jason entered his new-old chamber once more, he looked around for any means of escape. “There, a weak spot!” Jason yelled at nobody, noticing a large crack in the ceiling, “But how to reach it?” Jason took out the stone and was about to throw it, but his arm was stopped. “Don’t throw it! You know what that is, don’t you?” asked the shadowy figure, now holding back Jason’s arm. “No, I’ve been trying to figure that out, but I don’t believe I ever will be able to.” “Nonsense,” the figure said, “That is a Dragonstone. It is said that those with sacred blood can use them to turn into dragons!” “Dragons?” Jason asked, “I thought they were just a myth!” “No, they are real. and you’re one of them.” the figure told Jason. Jason was in disbelief. “I don’t believe you!” Jason yelled at the shadow, which he could now make out to be a man in a black cloak. “Try it. Focus hard, I promise you it will work.” the man told Jason. Jason grasped the Dragonstone tighter than before. He looked at it intently and focused his energy on the stone. The stone began to glow a bright shade of green. The light reflected around the room, making it impossible to see. The only thing anyone could hear was a massive roar, then the flash cleared to reveal Jason, in his new dragon form. His front legs slammed down onto the floor, the walls of the chamber before him began to crumble, and green flames erupted around him. Once again Jason roared a mighty roar, shattering the walls completely. “We must go to the Burning Falls!” the man said, “there we shall find your friends. Follow me!” the man then sprouted the wings of a dog and flew away. Jason leaped into the air and began to flap his own new wings for the first time, putting out a few of the smaller fires, and took off after the man.

PARALOGUE 6: FLAMES ON THE BLUE

“Hey, wait up! I have some questions for you!” Jason yelled after him, still trying to learn how to control these new wings. “I can’t answer them now… Look there!” The man said, arm stretched outward toward the Rocket Base. Red and black airships began to emerge from somewhere within the headquarters. “At least tell me your name?” Jason asked. “Those ships are getting closer!” the man yelled, “but if you must know, they call me Fletcher.” “Ahh, Fletcher.. I get it - because of the bow and the-” Jason began. “Yeah…” Fletcher responded as a few missiles streamed by, “now watch out, they aren’t sending these things to play!” Jason roared a battle cry before diving down into the sea, he launched up out of the water and rammed into the bottom of one of the airships, spinning it around a few times before throwing it down into the churning depths of the ocean below. Fletcher strung his bow and fired 3 shots, each one piercing a thruster on one of the ships, rendering it useless. The ship exploded and the now disconnected parts vanished into thin air. “We go aboard this one, prepare to take it for ourselves!” Fletcher yelled, shooting a quick shot down onto the ship, killing one of the grunts aboard, “When we head down there I want you to grab his weapon and start killing.” “Fair enough.” Jason responded, before flying straight down and transforming back into his human form, quickly picking up the grunt’s pistol and taking a few shots. Fletcher landed aboard and ran straight for the helm. “Surrender your ship now or prepare to meet a brutal demise!” Fletcher screamed at the captain. “Hold on. Just who do you think you are? Climbing aboard MY ship, and demanding ME to surrender.” the captain said, in an extremely sassy tone. “I don’t need your sass,” Fletcher responded, getting angry, “I could have mistaken you for a grunt speaking that way.” “I AM NO GRUNT!” the captain assured him, “I am Admin Breanna Schad of Team Rocket, and I refuse to surrender my ship to an outlaw like yourself!” “Well that’s too bad now isn’t it? Fletcher said, “I was hoping nobody important would have to die here.” Fletcher knocked his bow, and prepared to fire. “I suggest you give up now, even if you survive my shot, your small force is already dead.” Fletcher howled. “Fine, fine, I surrender!” she pleaded, “Just please, don’t hurt me!” “I’ve set our course for the Burning Falls, Jason.” Fletcher told Jason, “Captain Breanna Schad will be making sure we arrive there safely… or else.”

CHAPTER 9: WHAT YOU LEAST EXPECT

“What’re we doing back here?” Blaise asked, crossing his arms, “I don’t like this place.” “I’ve been told there is a letter here for me.” Connor said, “Something about Jason’s whereabouts I hope.” “And I had to come why?” Blaise asked, obviously not wanting to be back in Notre Sagesse. “Because Tyler took the rest of the crew to go find a ship to sail to Team Rocket’s island, and you’re the only one with a horse, so we went for the longer journey.” Connor scolded. “Ugh. I’m still mad at Jake about the no power of infinite moonstones thing.” Blaise pestered. “Jake benefitted our cause. That’s good enough for me.” Connor responded, “here we are, the Notre Sagesse Post Office.” Connor walked into to small building and opened the locker with his last name on it. He unfolded the letter and read it out loud:





“Dear Friends,

My name is Fletcher Romanat of the Rocket Resistance, if you are reading this, I have already broken your friend Jason from the grasp of Team Rocket, and we are now on our way to the Burning Falls, about 5000 miles south of Team Rocket’s Main Headquarters. I request that you meet us there to discuss how to go about defeating Team Rocket.

Many thanks, Fletcher.

“Fletcher Romanat, huh?” Blaise said, “Seems shady, I like him already!” “We should report back to the others with this news immediately!” Connor exclaimed, hopping back onto Yukon’s back. “Finally we can leave this place!” Blaise yelled as they raced off.

“TYLER! WE KNOW WHERE JASON IS!” Blaise screamed, barely even in Tyler’s radius of hearing. “AND WE’VE GOT A BOAT!” Tyler yelled back. “GOOD, BECAUSE JASON IS AT THE BURNING FALLS!” Connor screeched. When Blaise and Connor arrived back with Tyler and party the boat had just pulled into the dock. “This is all you could get Tyler?” Mike asked, seemingly not impressed. Before them was a shabby pirate-looking ship that looked as if it was on the verge of falling apart. “This thing looks like it could be my great-great-great-grandfather’s.” said Jake, obviously not impressed. The group walked onto the ship only to be greeted by a fascinating sight. It was Vic’s body… except she was dead. “Are those hamsters?” Blaise asked with disgust. “According to this very oddly placed book called How 2 Rape A Bitch 101 I would have to say so.” Said Jake mockingly as he got on.

A FEW HOURS LATER

“Connor, Tyler! We’ve got trouble!” Dylan yelled, waking everyone in their cabin. “What’s wrong? Tyler asked, only half awake. “Out there!” The sky was beginning to swirl and bend. The sky began to fill with dark red and purple, descending down toward the ship, taking a spiraling shape. “Everyone, I don’t know what’s going on, but prepare for battle!” Tyler warned. Lightning began to strike the bow of the ship, near where Vic’s body lay inert. Pillars of mayo erupted from from the mayonnaise ocean, the waves began to crash against the ship, rocking it back and forth. Vic’s body was then lifted into the sky, about 2 of the hamsters fell out of her ass and ran across the bow of the ship before dying a painful death. Her dead body interlocked with the twister which was slowly descending towards the ship, and everything went black for a moment.

A flash of bright light illuminated the sky once again, Vic was now hovering over the mayo, her eyes had turned flat white, and she was staring right at Tyler. “Why does everyone want to kill me!?” Tyler yelled, running back behind the door of the cabin. Vic started to chant a strange incantation, flailing her limbs through the air like Michael Jackson did in the Thriller music video. Black and red holes started to form in the sky, they ripped the spacetime continuum to shreds, opening portals to many different realms. Zombie like creatures started to crawl out of one, while deformed flying monstrosities were flushed out of another. Dylan transformed into his windmill form, Connor drew his spare sword he kept inside the ship, same thing went for Mike, Blaise took out his clarinet and was ready to battle, and Jake took out his staff of McDonald's which gave people over weight fat flabs. “Alright! Since Tyler is being a pussy, I’ll lead this band of useless hamburgers.” Blaise said attempting to be cool. “Mike, Connor, you to go attack to Zombies, Dylan, Jake, you attack to meat bats.” “Got it!” Everyone else said. Mike and Connor had a fairly good time killing zimbos, Jake and Dylan were going fairly well against the bats. Blaise who decided to take Vic straight on wasn’t fairing to well. And Blaise swung his Clarinet over and over again he could barely break through her shield. His Clarinet would have broken if it wasn’t made out of moonstonium. “Blaise you doing ok?” Mike shouted over. “You can say that yeah.” Blaise shouted back. Vic flew over to Blaise and slapped kicked him in his “special spot.” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Blaise screeched. “What happened over there Blaise.” Connor asked. “She just… kicked me… in the DICK!” Blaise yelled back “You bitch, you know, I didn’t want it to come to this, but you know I do have this trump card though.” Blaise then went into his pocket and pulled out a black stone. The stone looked like a moon stone but it’s colors were different. The moonstone glowed a bright white light and moonstones flew towards Blaise. The stones surrounded him and created an armor of some sorts. Blaise ran towards Vic and grabbed her right ass cheek and ripped it clean off. “Thats for my dick!” Blaise screamed as he ripped off her ass cheek. Vic opened a portal to the underworld and shot out 1,000 swords. Blaise managed to dodge all of them and spotted one of them that had a strange shine to it. Blaise jumped up and grabbed it. It had “Blitzkrieg” engraved on it’s blade. “Tyler! Catch this!” Blaise shouted before throwing it towards him. Tyler used one of his antichrist spirits to catch the sword. “Thanks!” Tyler cried. Blaise with one punch shattered Vic’s barrier and grabbed her arms and held her down. “Now Tyler!” Blaise shouted. Tyler jumped out from behind his hidey hole and summoned 5 of his spirits. 1 was used to defend him, 2 were used to help the others, and the last 2 were focused on Vic. Tyler drew his new sword and unlocked his second power. The spirits shot out 2 lasers injuring Vic greatly and Blaise let go and jumped away. Tyler had all of his spirits focused on Vic and shot out his lasers at Vic, Tyler then shot out a focused beam through the sword, splitting Vic in half... But it refused! Vic refusing back together shot a laser beam out of her nipples and it was going straight towards Tyler and Blaise. “I think we need to chop off her head!” Tyler said. “Well no shit Sherlock, she’s a zombie!” Blaise replied with sass. Blaise grabbed to laser with his hand and launched it back at her while yelling japanese fireball words. Tyler jumped off of Blaise’s moonstoney shoulders and slashed at Vic chopping her head clean off. The portals vanished and Vic’s undead body burned up and disappeared. “The portal to the land of fire is near.” An echoey voice said. “Well, that escalated quickly.” Jake said. “Indeed it did.” Connor said back. “So what were those powers?” Mike said, “I mean, Tylers is pretty usual considering he’s the protagonist, but what is your’s Blaise?” “It’s a power I have not used for a long time, it is known as the Moon Stone Golem.” Blaise said while using a voice changer to sound like Morgan Freeman. “Once upon a time, I was busy doing Blaise things when suddenly! An enormous Swinub appears in the sky, says something about saving the world, and gives me a black moonstone.” “That was a boring story, tell a better one.” Dylan said with a complaining attitude. “Fine!” Blaise angrily responded with. “I put on my Dunsparce mask and was prancing in the fields of guar plains and ran into the deku tree. A black moonstone fell from the tree and it had ‘You’re a fucking idiot’ written in blue ink in terrible handwriting.” “Now, that is a better story. Hahaha, ‘fucking idiot.” Connor said. “I’ll tear it off.” Blaise said. “I’m sorry ;-;” Connor replied with. “Anyways, let’s get going. We better find land soon or the ship’ll crash!” Tyler said. “Aye aye Captain!” Everyone said. “I can’t hear you!” Tyler replied with. “Aye aye Captain!” Everyone said again. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Tyler screeched as the boat grew kyogre flippers and swam away…… “I hate you all…” Jake said with disgust.

PARALOGUE 7: ON DRIFTING CLOUDS

It seems Jason was beginning to build up quite a reputation on Team Rocket’s most wanted, and with this new power he possesses, he probably outranks Ash’s Pikachu!

Jason continued to stare into his dragonstone, the events of last night were still bothering him. He wanted to know what it all meant. “Why am I a dragon? Who is Fletcher and why am I inclined to trust him so much? What does it all mean?!” Jason asked himself, knowing he wouldn’t get a response, “Maybe it all comes down to the events that will unravel between now, and our arrival at the Burning Falls.” Jason took out his iPhone 28s and entered Tyler’s number, no answer. “I hope they're alright, Team Rocket MUST be after them… and god knows who - or what - else they’ve encountered.” He said. “I’ve finished going through the ship’s armory,” Fletcher said, walking into the ship’s recreational area, where Jason was sitting, “found some gear we might be able to use. Fletcher dropped an array of weapons and armor on the table, ranging from swords to pokeballs. “No doubt most of this was stolen. We’re going to have to find the owners of these pokemon.” Jason responded, staring at a pokeball with a small lightning bolt on it. “Yes, it’s quite a shame that Team Rocket does this. I may have a discussion with Ms. Schad as to why she supports them. Maybe I can get her to turn a new leaf.” Fletcher stated, starting to leave for the deck, It’s getting late, Jason. Get some sleep.” “Sleep. I suppose it couldn’t hurt to try…” Jason said, as Fletcher shut the doors behind him.

“Hello Breanna,” Fletcher said, walking up to the helm of the ship, “mind if I steer for a while?” “I’m fine, thank you.” Breanna claimed. There was silence for a few moments… “if you don’t mind me asking, why do you support Team Rocket?” Fletcher asked hesitantly. “Isn’t that obvious?” she said, “We have similar goals.” “And what are they, exactly?” Fletcher prodded, fishing for some insight. “That’s for me to know, and for you not to find out.” she said. “A shame.” Fletcher responded, pretending to sound upset. “Why don’t you join our cause?” Fletcher asked. “And give up on the reason I live? I don’t think so.” she said, seemingly getting frustrated. “Once you see what you’ve gotten yourself into, maybe you’ll change your mind.” Fletcher stated, heading back down to the recreational hall.





CHAPTER 10: THE BURNING FALLS

“There! Right over there!” Connor screamed, pointing out at an island on the horizon, “That’s gotta be it, right?!” “Yep, that’s the place: The Burning Falls.” Tyler said, putting his hand on Connor’s shoulder to calm him down, “Not much longer now, if all goes to plan, Jason’s gonna be here.” “We’re so close.” Blaise said, “This is usually the part when something goes drastically wrong.” “Not on my watch!” Connor yelled, looking out toward the island, now coming closer to the ship.

The ship docked on the island, in front of a large cavern with lava pouring out. “This is the place, let’s go!” Tyler said, climbing off the rickety old pirate ship that brought them as far as it could go. The sun was beginning to go down over the dark, sinister looking, mountainous island. Large waves crashed against the sharp rocks bordering the landmass. “Why did Fletcher want us to meet here of all places? This place is so scary I’m about to piss myself!” Mike complained. “Oh come on, it’s not THAT bad!” Blaise mocked, trying to keep an optimistic attitude. “Blaise it looks like you’re about to shit yourself.” Tyler said with disgust. “Too late…” Blaise said quietly. “Guys, come on!” Dylan cried, skipping off into the cave. “We have to go find Jason!” The rest of the group looked at each other, then nodded before chasing Dylan into the cave.

“Well this can’t be any more suspicious…” Tyler claimed, who was now leading the group, sword drawn, “There’s an extremely open cavern right around this corner!” “Prepare for battle, everyone!” Connor stated. Tyler peeked around the corner, the entire cavern looked empty. “Yep, TOTALLY NOT suspicious.” Tyler yelled out into the cavern. “Do you- do you have a death wish or something?” Jake asked. “No, I’m trying to warn the enemy of their coming demise.” Tyler said. “Whatever.” Jake said, readying his McDonald’s staff that will probably never serve a purpose. Tyler took a step into the cavern, which was a huge mistake. Molten rock began to seep through the cracks in the walls of the cavern, conjoining in a central area in the middle of the floor. “Um… This wasn’t in the brochure…” Connor said, taking a few steps backward. “There was a brochure?” Mike cried, wishing he was at the HQ wasting his life away playing ARK instead of going on an epic adventure to save his friend.


A low growl could be heard as our heroes stepped into the cavern. From the faint glow that Tyler’s sword gave off, he could see many formations of monolithic figures in front of him. “What the hell?” Tyler exclaimed, “Dylan, get over here with that torch!” Tyler demanded. Dylan ran over to Tyler, but tripped over a rock in the cave floor and dropped the torch into the middle of the cavern. In a blaze of flames the room lit quickly, not leaving a corner darkened. Slowly but surely, the monoliths that Tyler and party stood before began to move, backing off towards the walls. The ceiling of the cave began to crumble, before eventually giving way and falling. “What the hell is that!” Connor screamed, cowering behind Jake. A giant dog-like creature fell from the ceiling. “Twinbellows!” Tyler said, taking a step forward. The dog had two heads, and was on fire. That didn’t stop Tyler, however, he ran in sword drawn, thrusting it outward toward the monster. Twinbellows backed onto his hind legs to dodge Tyler’s attack, then countered with a blast of fire, which Dylan scattered with his windmill blades. The giant dog slammed down into the ground, gnashing its teeth at Tyler, but missing him. The trail of flames left by Twinbellows singed Tyler’s clothes, burning away part of his sleeve. Tyler darted forward, swinging his katana at Twinbellows. Tyler landed a crushing blow on the dog, who shook it off fairly quickly. “We don’t have the elemental power to defeat this thing!” Dylan screamed, decimating another fire ball. Just then, from up in the sky, a massive ball of water formed from a shadowy figure floating in the air, it was fired down into the cavern, followed by the massive figure itself. The ball of water slammed into Twinbellows with incredible force, knocking him down, followed by a corkscrew drive from the mighty figure, hitting the dog twice as hard. A mighty roar echoed throughout the cavern as the, now visible, dragon collided with Twinbellows, blasting it into a corner. Twinbellows retaliated with a ball of fire, that collided with the dragon’s water blast, and if you’ve played any game ever, you know that outcome. Twinbellows bounded forward, leaping towards the dragon, he successfully tackled it to the floor, which was his biggest mistake. The dragon began to form another water ball, which this time engulfed it and Twinbellows before exploding into a shower of water droplets, and blasting twinbellows with so much force, reducing him to a pile of ashes on the ground. Everyone stood there in shock, the dragon began to glow a bright shade of greenish-white, it was changing form! “What the HELL has this day even been!” Screamed Tyler, unsure of whether to be happy or terrified, “first we fight a possessed version of Vic’s dead carcass, and now a dragon just killed a massive two headed dog!” The dragon reverted back into it’s original form, then passed out on the floor. “JASON?!” Everyone said in unison, looking at the body of their friend, seemingly unconscious on the floor.

CHAPTER 11: DYING BROTHERHOOD

“Is he.. Dead?” Blaise asked, breaking the silence. “No I’m not dead!” Jason yelled sarcastically, “Just in extreme pain!” “Alright, talk.” Tyler said pulling Jason up off the ground, “what the hell did I just witness?” “Ok, first of all, I just saved your goddamn life and this is how you’re acting? I mean come on! I’m in pain here!” Jason screamed at him. “Um… guys… What are those!” Mike yelled over Jason’s ranting. Everyone turned to see blinking red lights bouncing into the cavern, letting out a faint beeping sound. “Shit.” Jason said, running towards them. “I saw these in the Rocket Base, highly explosive!” “Jason, you’re weak! Don’t go near them!” Blaise screamed, but he was a bit late. Jason began to morph into his dragon form just as the explosives went off. When the dust cleared, Jason was lying still on the ground once again. “Oh my god…” Connor said, shaking his head, “it’s like he’s TRYING to kill himself!”

Echoing throughout the cave came a voice, only familiar to Jason. “Prepare for trouble, it’s your turn to whine!” came the first voice. “And make it double, it’s the end of the line!” claimed the other. “To protect the world from devastation!” yelled the first voice. “To unite all people within our nation!” chimed the other. “To denounce the evils of truth and love!” said the first. “To extend our reach to the stars above!” screamed the other. “Jessie!” she said, emerging from the crater that was now the entrance. “And James!” he said, following her. “Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!” Jessie said, “Surrender now or prepare for a bosstastic fight!” James screamed. “Really, that’s what you’re going with?” Jessie yelled at him. “Well I mean, the boss is here and he’s going to fight… What else did you want me to say?” James complained. Jessie sat down and began to pout as the Team Rocket Boss entered the room. “My name is Giovanni,” he said, “the boss of Team Rocket.” “So you’re the leader of the infamous Team Rocket?” Tyler yelled. “Indeed I am, but the better question is, what hell are you doing on my property?” Giovanni asked. “We have come to destroy your malicious intents on destroying the planet!” Connor screeched. “Oh yeah, that…” Giovanni mumbled, “Alright Jessie, James, go show them what you two are capable of!” “Yes boss!” Jessie said. “Anything for you boooooooss.” James said in a sexual voice. “Alright everyone! Draw your weapon, or staff, or moonstone golem thing and charge straight at them!” Tyler yelled, “You wait here Jason, we’ll be back.” “Where the hell are you goi- oh yeah, Team Rocket.” Jason said. “By the power of our hearts react to our bond!” Jessie yelled. “Oh yes! Please become one with me!” James yelled. “What the hell are they planning?” Blaise yelled suited up in his golem form. Jessie and James became one with their pokemon! Jessie had become a hybrid with her Arbok while James had become a hybrid with his Weezing. “Ew, those are ugly looking things.” Jake said. James charged at Jake and Connor with two purple swords in his hands. Jessie ran straight towards Blaise, Tyler, and Mike armed with two poisonous swords as well. Jake summoned a huge McDonald's Big Mac monster to deal with James while he ran off to help out with Jessie. “Oh no you don’t!” James moaned as he shot a ball of poison out of his mouth aimed towards Jake. Jake fell to the ground unconscious due to the poison that he was targeted with. “JAKE!” Blaise yelled. He left the fight with Jessie and slashed James with his summoning clarinet. “OW! You tainted my perfect face! Naughty boy!” James moaned. “Ugh that sounded more perverted than it probably was supposed to.” Blaise recoiled back. “Oh no, it was.” James said smuggingly. *Everything is going to plan, while those two are handling this I will go activate our secret weapon that is needed to bring destruction to the planet.* Giovanni thought. “Oh no you don’t!” Tyler yelled as he ran up the wall and slashed at Giovanni’s always perfect suit. “How dare you! You devious little brat!” Giovanni screeched at him. “We came this far to rescue our friend and we’re not about to let you get away with your malicious plans!” Tyler heroically yelled. “The last thing we want is for this realm to be destroyed by the likes of you, Team Rocket!”

“Mike how are we going to beat these two? They’re too strong!” Connor complained. “We’ll find a way! Just believe in yourself.” Mike yelled back. “I can’t! I don’t have faith in myselfs success in life!” Connor complained again. Dylan then rushed in and sliced off Jessie’s arms disarming her of her only way of attacking. “AAAAAAAAHHHH! You twerp! How dare you attack my luscious arms like that.” Jessie yelled out. “Scaly arms are exactly what I call ‘luscious.’.” Dylan said. “Connor then took his sword and sliced off Jessie’s head taking down the first of the two henchmen. “JESS!” James yelled as he was being surrounded by everyone. *We got him this time.* Blaise thought as he saw Tyler clashing blades with Giovanni. “Guy’s, you hold them off! I’m going to help out Tyler.” Blaise yelled running away from the fight. “Roger that!” Everyone said back in unison. Tyler and Giovanni clashed swords for a long while. Tyler was all cut up, sword slashes on his arms, chest, and face. Giovanni on the other hand was perfectly fine, he was a master of the sword. *Darnit. If I can’t take him out, then the world will be doomed!* Tyler thought to himself. Suddenly, a flash of light hit Giovanni in the eye and a shout surged across the cave that said, “SECRET TECHNIQUE! MOONSTONE SHIMMER!” Blaise then charged at Giovanni and used his clarinet to slice at his legs. “Nice! We got him.” Tyler said to Blaise giving him a high five. Blaise then undid his armor. He was planning to help with any of it. “What!” Tyler said. “I’m pretty sure I hit him. I’m not that bad of an aim.” Blaise said to Tyler. Giovanni then fell over revealing his stilts that he was standing on. A voice changer fell out of his suit pocket revealing his true voice. “Ah, I see you have found my secret reason that I am who I am.” Gio said in his generic COD Black Ops 3 squeaker voice. “Gio is that you?” Blaise said. “Yes, it is,” Gio screeched, “Ever since I found out that you had been accepted to a place where dreams can become a reality, I envied you, but now! I have made my own organization that can make MY dreams a reality for everyone in the world!” “First off, please stop talking. You voice hurts my ears. Second, how is destroying the planet a way to help humanity.” Tyler said to him. “I didn’t say to help humanity, I said to make my dreams a reality for everyone. That of course is to kill them! All of them! While listening to terrible rap music in the process.” Gio harshly replied. “Tyler, let me handle this. This was my mistake I need to finish this.” Blaise said to Tyler walking towards Gio, clarinet in hand. “No Blaise, this is our battle, let us take care of him together.” “What did you do to make you have to kill my brother with me?!” Blaise said. “Absolutely nothing, protagonist powers!” Tyler said with a trollface. “CURSE YOU STORY PROGRESSION!” Blaise yelled! “I’m sorry is there something that I should know here?” Gio said interrupting Tyler and Blaise’s heart to heart conversation. *OOOOOOOOOHHHHH* James moaned to himself. “It’s to abolish your cliche evil plan Gio!” Blaise said holding out his clarinet to Gio. “No, it’s time for ME to finish this!” Gio yelled back unzipping his pants! Gio’s microdick bursted into the open air and shot a enormous laser beam out of it! The cave’s opening had increased ten fold. “There, now I must go return to my machine and have it open fire onto the world!” Gio said, zipping up his pants. Then, Blaise ran up to Gio and stabbed him in the back with his clarinet. “Why? Why would you kill your own brother?” Gio said. “Because Gio, I hate your FUCKING VOICE, YOUR FUCKING RAP MUSIC, YOUR FUCKING SNAPCHATS, YOUR FUCKING INSTAHAMS, YOUR FUCKING WAY YOU LIKE TO SIT IN YOUR COMFY CHAIR!” Blaise screeched straight into Gio’s ear. “Wow, thats a lot of things you don’t like about me.” Gio complained sadly. “There are more, would you like me to list them? “No, I would rather you not.” Gio said. Blaise then took his clarinet out of Gio’s back and was about to cut off his head when Tyler jumped and used his sword to slice Gio’s head clean off, stealing the spotlight entirely as he usually attempts to. “WHAT THE FUCK TYLER!” Blaise yelled. “I can’t allow you to kill your own brother. That really is a whole new level of terrible.” Tyler said putting his hand on Blaise’s shoulder. “Get your filthy hands off of me, you ugly mutt!” Blaise said to Tyler. “Why are you being so harsh all of a sudden? I was just trying to help you with not killing your OWN FAMILY MEMBER!” Tyler yelled at him. “You’re always stealing things that are mine just like back at Notre Sagesse!” Blaise yelled back. “I wasn’t going to give it to you anyways.” Jake yelled trying to endure the poison. “That’s not the point! I’m out.” Blaise said. “What?” Tyler said confused. “You heard me, I’m out.” Blaise told him harshly “Why are you all of a sudden just on the opposite side just because of one thing!” Tyler yelled at him, but Blaise was already gone, no sign of him remained. “Well, that escalated quickly.” Connor said in his normal douchebaggy tone.