Dear Steven Crowder

      Steven Crowder awakes from a beating he received from angry members
  of COYOTE, lobbying for legalized prostitution. Andrea Tantaros another Fox
  contributor has dragged him to safety inside a white canvas tent.

        "Ooooo... Did they mess up my face?" Steven groans.

        "It's okay. Just a couple of heel marks." Andrea answers softly and
        places a wet cloth on his face.

  Steven's smile has a few chipped teeth. Andrea Tantaros removes her clothes
  and presses herself closely to Steven's battered scared naked body.

          "This should keep you from going into shock. I called an ambulance."
          Andrea whispers into Steven's ear.

  Steven Crowder is ambitious and wants as many controversies that he
  can survive ."Those hookers hit harder than a union worker.." he laughs and coughs.
  "Listen. How do you think I got on Fox ?" Andrea Tantaros retorts.
  "A girls gotta eat." she continued.

          "Yeah.. ooooo don't stop stroking my ego!" Steven groans.

          "If an Olympic runner can be an escort for $600 an hour,
          why can't a Greek waitress get some on Fox?" Mrs. Tantaros confessed.

      An ambulance arrives and Steven is wheeled away on a gurney to the cheers
    of the COYOTE lobbyists. Andrea Tantaros steps out of the tent in a leapard jump
    suit and shakes her ba-junk-ka-junk on camera . The COYOTE ladies howl in
    delight.


    Reflections~Politics and rattlesnakes warn and then strike.


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