I Saw Jesus in a Cat's Ass

That's no lie! I'm absolutely telling you the truth! And you will understand completely VERY SOON!

My friends at work keep my life worth living! I consider myself to be very lucky that I work with people I like. Now don't get me wrong, it's not peaches and cream all the time, but generally speaking we all get along great! We take care of each other and treat one another like family! I love this!

The practical jokes that have been executed in the building are legendary! You'll hear about them later.

The tiny tot of our group, Princess YeeHaw Pretty Pretty, is always leaving her computer open, logged on, and FB up! Who does this? And why would she continue doing it after all the crap Trouser Snake Charmer King has done to her? I can't answer that question myself because I've seen Snake Charmer do some hilarious things to her via the book of face! And yet, no locks on the Princess's computer at all.

One day Princess left the breakroom and left said computer, not only unsecured, but wide open. It was like an invitation for us! There's no way Snake Charmer could resist this temptation; she's only human after all! I sprang to action: my look-out post was immediately manned! Snake Charmer began her dasterdly deed with a Google search of cats. Let me say here that Princess is the cat lady we all hear about, without the house full of cats, but she will have one if Noon will allow it! She loves cats, the sicker, weaker, stranger, meaner, scarier the better! So Snake Charmer looked up a picture of a cat's ass and changed Princess's profile picture! hahahahha hahahahhaha hahahahahha We laughed so hard! And couldn't believe that she didn't notice AS SOON AS SHE RETURNED! hahahahhaha What a great stunt! We thought......

The real funny part of the story happened days later when one of us realized Jesus was in that cat's ass! We hadn't noticed at first, and I can't really remember who first discovered it, but sure enough it was there! We almost couldn't contain ourselves after this! The howling and cackling that came from the breakroom that day brought in people from the other ends of the building to see what was happening. I couldn't breathe. We laughed for days after this! And our catch phrase quickly became, "But I saw Jesus in a cat's ass!!"

Months later, that same photo was circulating online for the same reason we loved it. What a shocking surprise. Every time I see it, I remember the happiness it brought us. It really is the little things, isn't it?