Toxic Shock

Don't get me wrong because I'm always right even though I'm left handed
But left or right doesn't matter since I have the upper-hand
I'm in love with my land but not my landlord bugging me about the rent
He needs to rent out some space in his brain for common sense
And since nothing else is in there don't tell me its all booked
It's not by hook but by crook that my heart has been stolen by my unhealthy emotions
My anger must have been bruised because now it's getting swollen
I always finish what I start and when I start winning I'll make an exception to that rule
Because rules were meant to be broken but I don't know if they can be fixed
Well I'm no handyman and I can't afford one so whats done is done
Stick a fork in it like a meal about to be eaten I would join in but I'm feeling quite stuffed
Like a pig or a turkey on second thought I'll take some desert please
Nine out of ten times junk food takes the cake & most of the time it is
Or pie, ice cream, and any kind of sweet dish that I wish I had because I'm feeling rather salty
Why should I be ashamed when I'm way too proud
If pride goes before the fall I'll probably need a parachute since my ego is in the clouds