Mr Rocket Nuts 1-3

The Many of Mr Rocket Nuts.
By Caleb

Mr. Rocket Nuts. Part one

Mr. Rocket Nuts worked at a rocket factory, this factory produced rockets and rocket like things for the purpose of selling them, for money.
Now, Mr Rocket Nuts loved nuts; peanuts, walnuts, almonds, any kind of nut would do.
But one day, while Mr. Rocket Nuts was enjoying his nuts, he thought it would be fun to eat his nuts in the "ROCKET EXPERIMENT ROOM", on the walkway right above the experimental vat of experimental goo, so he did, and it was fun. But as he was leaving, his knee exploded due to nothing, and Mr Rocket Nuts fell into the vat with his nuts.
Two days later, when they were draining the vat, they found the body of Mr Rocket Nuts, and amazingly, he was still alive. The workers rushed him to the hospital two hours later where the doctors put him on STAT and painkillers and bedpan duty and floss patrol and all sorts of doctory things that sound expensive.
After over a week of no vital signs, and the doctors doing literely nothing possible, they prononced Mr Rocket Nuts, dead.
Then he came back to life.
The doctors were stunned, this man should be dead, in fact he had been dead, for at least a week, so the doctors said to him "You should be dead!", Mr Rocket Nuts responded very cooly " I can't die, because i'm just nuts about living", to this the doctors replyed "What?" And then Mr Rocket Nuts jumped out a window and flew away to the Nuts Cavern.
Once in the Nuts Cavern, he began to eat some yogurt.

Part Two: You Can't Always Get What You Nuts.

Back in the Nuts Caveren, Mr Rocket Nuts was watching the "Nuts Screen" to see if some nut related crimes happened, so he could go stop them, or something to that effect.
Suddenly, he sees an ad for nuts at the store, so he decides to go there to buy them. With his money.
When Mr Rocket Nuts arrives, he finds that Dr Hates Nuts is already there, setting all the nuts on fire with his lighter. Mr Rocket Nuts confronts Dr Hates Nuts about this, " Why you do this crazy mans, you knows how much I consume the nuts that I eat."
"I set fire to these nuts because they are cowards and nuts! And I hate Brocoli?"
Well, Mr Rocket Nuts was shocked and arroused by what the Dr had said and insinuated with his impecible logic and charisma.
They began to fight.
After the fight, Mr and Dr shared a laugh, had powerful religious bowl movements and then napped.
Mr Rocket Nuts then evicerated Dr Hates Nuts with a lizard.

Part Three: The Nuts Are High.

Mr Rocket Nuts was at a Denny's eating.
And after enjoying a fabulous supper of "Nuts Over Sauce of Soy", Mr Rocket Nuts exited the Denny's he was at, where he ate.
In the Denny's parking lot, Mr Rocket Nuts was attempting to unlock the "Nuts Ride". ( his car )
While distracted, Sir Poops snuck up from behind, and attacked him with a gourd.
Mr Rocket Nuts was Briefly stunned by the blow, but soon regained his composeure, and started slapping Sir Poops with 80 HPS of force.
For two days.
After that the GM of the Denny's asked them to leave, so they did.
They soon arrived at Mount Rushmore, where they resumed fighting.
After forty-six minutes of intense hand-to-hand combat, they conclude that the fight is going nowhere, and instead, will see who can catch the most mild age men in wicker baskets using only turnips and Crisco brand cooking grease for bait.
Meanwhile, Nuts Lad is bathing a taco.
After the alotted time of a fortnight is up, Mr Rocket Nuts and Sir Poops compare scores.
Sir Poops captured 11 men between the ages of 38 and 56, giving him an average score of "Rasberry Pudding"
Mr Rocket Nutts enslaved 11 men between the ages of 38 and 56, giving him an average score of "Rasberry Pudding".
What with it being a tie and all, Mr Rocket Nuts decided that he won and dismembered Sir Poops with a cocktail shrip and fed him his dismembered limbs to him until he was dead as could be.
Mr Rocket Nuts then ate a peanut and said "That why he fight moreso than foregone turkey pastery! Once again?"
The End.

Whether or not people like this I will put up more, because its what I do.