How to survive the Apocalypse. |
The AntiChrist was all over the cable news and doing every talk show. "WINNING!" he shouted. Muzzy switched off the telli. "Well, this is boring." he sighed, "I wonder what Sandra Bullock is up to?" Muzzy dialed Sandra on his secret celebrity hot line. "Hi! Muzzy! Oh? I'm just having Nicole Kidman over." she said. Sandra sent video of her and Nicole french kissing with a big balloon pressed between their naked pale breasts. Muzzy giggled, like Saggle Puss. "Can I suggest a bouncing ball race?" he texted. Sandra laughed taking close up pics of Nicole's hot lips. Muzzy thought about the end of the world and how much he loved playing @TWISTER with Sandra and Nicole. It seemed like such a terrible waist. They were so happy together and loved to show their Lebanese pottery off. There were lots of paintings of naked Lebanese women pouring out water and washing clam shells. "Can i ask if you have any girlfriends, who could come over?" Muzzy texted. Sandra texted back that Natilie Portland would be over. He quickly cleaned his apartment, stuffing loose papers into cabinets and under furniture. The door bell rang. Muzzy tripped as he raced to the door, but regained his posture and greeted his guests. It was Natilie Portland and a tall transvestite. Muzzy offered them cookies. "I-ehm, who's your boy friend Natilie?" Muzzy queried. "I'm Jamie Lee Curtis." the tall woman replied and then French kissed Natilie. Natilie could not stop laughing. Muzzy blushed, "I-ehm thought you were a transvestite. Sorry." "That's okay. I get that a lot." Jamie gave a toothy smile and slapped Muzzy's shoulder, knocking him to the left. "I had heard you two were an item?" Muzzy continued, rubbing his shoulder. Mrs. Portland placed her right hand on Muzzy's crotch "Everybody knows actors are whores." "Great! The more the merrier!" Muzzy replied in a high voice as Natilie performed felacio on him. Jamie ate some cookies and danced about snapping her fingers over her head as she removed her clothes. "Nice selection of DVDs .. Hey! You've got Prom Night. Geeze I look twelve." Mrs Curtis remarked. Natilie texted Sandra that the party was rolling. "You got any anything left in that stick?" Jamie inquired as she walked Muzzy by his arousal to the lazy boy chair. She straddled him and turned on the vibrating cushion. "You like my sugar?" Jamie asked in a low voice. "Your not a guy? Right?" he replied nervously and groaned. "What do you think?" she asked while rutting him. Jamie's huge mouth covered Muzzy's mouth and nose. Natilie danced like a swan over to them and nibbled on the back of Jamie's neck. Muzzy cupped Mrs. Portland's tiny breast and squeezed them gently. Mrs. Portland continued to flap her arms. This was a typical day in Babylon. ^ + *V* PS: The swan dance was performed by Sarah Lane. |