Captain Bigfoot & His Crew 1

Bigfoot- (to Billy Bob) I don't know why people think pirates are all about treasure. I mean, right there on the character descriptions it says "they search for treasure". That's not what I'm all about. I also like sailing the seas and... um... cake! (says quietly) Though treasure's better.

Billy Bob- Well the researchers have found pages of a treasure on the internet.

Bigfoot- Pirates have computers?

Billy Bob- In this show they do.

Bigfoot- Really? (starts dancing) We found a treasure! We found a treasure! Oh yeah! (YMCA music starts playing and Bigfoot starts dancing to it.) Wait a sec. Where is that music coming from?

Billy Bob- My I-Pod. (music stops)

Bigfoot- Pirates have I-Pods?

Billy Bob- Only in this show sir. The treasure's located on an island to the North.

Bigfoot- Then tell everyone to sail that direction!

Billy Bob- We already are.

Bigfoot- Right...

Parrot Pete- (flying above the ship) Yeti's going to love this!

-At Yeti's Ship-

Yeti- Where is that parrot! He's late!

Yeti jr.- Well maybe sir-

Yeti- Shut up!

Yeti jr.- Right sir, sorry sir.

Parrot Pete- (flies to the ship) Yeti! Me be back!

Yeti- You're late! You'd better have a good excuse, or we're havin' parrot for dinner!

Parrot Pete- Bigfoot found out about a treasure to the... South.

Yeti- All right crew, sail to the south!

Parrot Pete- Don't me get a thanks? Maybe a kiss?

Yeti- NO!!!

Parrot Pete- He he he... I kiss meself! (kisses himself) All better! He he he he he he... ho.

-At Mr.Tooth Fairy's Ship-

Mr.Tooth Fairy- Hey son, you're Mom is meeting us at an island to the North!

Jr.- I'm going to meet Mom! THE Mom! The Tooth Fairy Mom!

Mr.Tooth Fairy- Yup! Isn't it exciting! She took some time off so she could visit!

Jr.- This is exciting! What should I wear? How should I act?

Mr.Tooth Fairy- Just act normal. She might even give us tooth fairy powers!

Jr.- I can't wait!

-At Bigfoot's Ship-

Billy Bob- Yeti found out about the treasure we're looking for.

Bigfoot- WHAT? We'd better get there quickly!

Billy Bob- Don't worry! Yeti's headed South!

Bigfoot- Good. Where'd you find this stuff out?

Billy Bob- Yeti's website.

Bigfoot- What's the deal with pirates and computers in this show?

Billy Bob- Who knows, sir.

-At the Island-

Littlefoot- Land ho!

(Everyone got off the ship, and on the island.)

Bigfoot- We're finally here! Treasure here we come!

(They went searching for the treasure. Then they found Yeti arguing with a woman.

Bigfoot- (to Billy Bob) How did Yeti get here first?

Billy Bob- Not even the author knows.

The woman- Did you come for the treasure also?

Bigfoot- Yes.

The woman- You can only find it if you compliment me, which he (looks at Yeti) refuses to do.

Bigfoot- Um... your hair looks nice?

The woman- Thank you!

(Silence)

Bigfoot- So will you tell me where the treasure is?

The woman- Oh, right. The treasure lies within.

Yeti- Within where?

The woman- Your heart.

Yeti- WHAT!!!! Within my heart. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! Why did I try out for this stupid show!? Why didn't I try out for My Mom Married a Yeti! (walks away)

Bigfoot- Let's go.

Billy Bob- Coming sir! (they left)

(Mr.Tooth Fairy and Jr. arrive at the island.)

Jr.-When's Mom coming?

Mr.Tooth Fairy- She said to wait for her.

(It turns to night time.)

Jr.- She's not coming is he.

Mr.Tooth Fairy- Just wait.

(The End)