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A swipe at government ads |
" Don't advertise your phone to thieves! " I'm wondering what this line achieves " Keep it hidden, let's keep crime down. " I thought that was your job I think with a frown These radio ads have been crawling around in my ear But then I see the light, and it's all so crystal clear It's all my fault that they took my wallet I should've kept a much firmer grip on it It's all your fault that they stole your car You should have stood guard with a big metal bar It's all her fault she was so brutally assaulted " Stay at home madam, and it could have been thwarted " " Don't advertise yourself to the mentally distorted " It's his own damn fault he got a glass in the face " Don't advertise your mug to the drunken thuggish race " Yes of course, how stupid we are not to have thought That the crime figures are up and it's all our fault Thank God for a government who point it out when necessary OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU MR HOME SECRETARY So here I am Officer, please lock me away So the thieves and the muggers can be safe for a day How dare I walk the streets and provide them temptation Don't you see it's us who are responsible for the state of the nation So when the anti-social trash and vandalise your town " Keep yourself hidden, let's keep crime down " |