The Bob Show

Forward:

Hello Everyone!.. and welcome to The Bob Show on channel 64. I am Bob. I am the host of this show and I am on TV. Today it is 09 August 06 and it is 5:30 pm... a very special day for the fans of the bob show, our 100th minute miniversary. Well thats all the time we have for the bob show... tune in next week when we flush a toilet.... TWice!
"'<><{~~~~~~~```(((warping into next week}}}~~~~~^^. Hello Folks and welcome to the bob show! Well its next week now and here we go **flushing noise in background**-------**flushing noise in background again**.

Guy who owns the show: "You're Fucking Fired Bob!"

And just like that...

My career was over.

The Bob Show was no more.

Chapter One

Today is 09 August 06, 5:36 pm and since the demise of my show i have changed my name to Michael Foster, grown a mustache, shaved my mustache, let the dog out to pee, and ate good grapes uh-huh, oh yeah, Do It. I know what you're thinking. 'Wow! A lot has happened to Michael Foster (formerly known as bob) in the past few minutes.' You're right. A lot did happen. Whoo wee... god daing mane.

The End (for now)