Comedy: August 03, 2016 Issue [#7778]
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 This week: Pokemon Go... or Stay?
  Edited by: Marci Missing Everyone Author IconMail Icon
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1. About this Newsletter
2. A Word from our Sponsor
3. Letter from the Editor
4. Editor's Picks
5. A Word from Writing.Com
6. Ask & Answer
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About This Newsletter

Hi! It's Marci and I am your Comedy Newsletter editor for today. I wouldn’t consider myself a comedic writer. So then why am I editing the comedy newsletter? Because even the most dramatic, suspenseful, and mysterious works need something called “comic relief” once in a while. So if you are not a natural comedian, then this is the place for you and we shall find comic relief in everyday life together.

An anonymous tweet from a Mom: Son you've created a monster. It's 11pm and your 51yo father is outside chasing Pokemon!

And you gotta love this headline:
US Police use promise of rare Pokemon to lure criminals to the station!


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Letter from the editor

Pokemon Go and the Aquarium

If you haven’t heard of the new craze, Pokemon Go, then you must have your head buried somewhere. So of course, I had to get it for my kids. I’m the only one with an iPhone, and for some reason, the kids can’t get it on their phones.

When you first open the game, you get a message that says, “Remember to be Alert at all times.” You must use caution to play a game on your phone? I didn’t understand it to begin with. I’m still trying to figure out some of the ins and outs. But the cool thing about this app is that it’s getting people out and about. You have to walk to most places to find a Pokemon.

Anyway, people playing Pokemon Go can really get themselves into trouble or at least run into trouble that’s already happened. One such incident, which is really funny, happened when two guys were chasing Pokemon. They weren’t paying attention where they were going and they fell off a cliff. This wouldn’t be so funny if they were hurt, but they were fine. How can you be so engrossed in an app that you fall off a cliff? *Confused*

So, back to playing this with my kids… We went to the aquarium a couple weeks ago, and, of course, we decided to look for Pokemon while we were there. We got a couple in the parking lot and one near a waterfall at the side of the building. Then we went inside. We saw there were some inside as we wandered around, and then the ONE appeared. The one I could not get to. Apparently, it was inside the mermaid tank. We went all the way around it, and we couldn’t get to it. Who knew that Pokemon could swim?

Okay, so I know absolutely nothing about Pokemon. But you don’t need to know anything about Pokemon to play this game. However, I don’t recommend diving into a tank with mermaids and stingrays to get one. *Laugh* Nor do I recommend walking over the edge of a cliff!

Now, I have some great ideas to work into my next novel!

Happy Gaming!
Marci


Editor's Picks

A few gems that include Pokemon!

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 The Luxray and the Pikachu Open in new Window. (18+)
This story is based on the Lion and the Mouse fable, but with vore in it.
#1567240 by Char89 Author IconMail Icon

 Japan, the Racists Open in new Window. (ASR)
Has anyone noticed that Pokémon has only light-skinned characters? I have.
#1573804 by Cyrviana Author IconMail Icon


A few other items for your entertainment pleasure!

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Humor piece, describing the doddering of an old man, with a little action in between.
#2091151 by Bookie Taylor Author IconMail Icon

 Squirrels in the Attic Open in new Window. (ASR)
Prompt Words: squirrel, noise, damage Word Count: 296
#2091658 by Prosperous Snow celebrating Author IconMail Icon

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#2091040 by Not Available.

 The mysterious Emjay Open in new Window. (13+)
She came from outer space --GoT week 3 prompt 3
#2090793 by Purple Despises Orange Author IconMail Icon


 
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Ask & Answer

From the last newsletter:

drjim
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heavens to Betsy, dear Marci! LOOK what you've DONE and DOGGONE! Is there any hope for the future, what with two of your kids taking up ALL that valuable space upon your new Lane chair?! If my calculations are correct, they've probably commandeered the PosturePedic too, hence you get to sleep ...on the Orvis Bean Doggie Bed?!?! *Shock2* Remind me how much nutrition there is in the teeth-whitening Bonz chewies!!

*Laugh* I booted them out of the chair and sent them to the corner. *Wink* No... But furbabies still don't share the couch!

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Thank you for this newsletter - it was great fun! I am going through hot flashes *Angry* and generally look like a cross between *Devilish* and *Blush*. The thought of hot flashes, two dogs, pillows, and blankets? *Shock2**Shock2**Rolling*

*Rolling* What we do for our babies and our furbabies! *Laugh*


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