An entire line of girls slapping one poor boy:

I'm... not kidding. I have a class of eleven girls and only four boys. One was absent today, and so we were down to only three representations of testosterone. The boy being slapped suggested the whole situation. The girls were very disappointed when I stated that they couldn't really slap him, but they were as thrilled at the prospect of abusing the boy as he was at taking the abuse.

So they fake it.

Each girl gets a chance to take their fake swing at the rather tall boy, and he reacts accordingly every time. At the end of which, his male-buddies go over to beat him up, too (one of them tripping over him, toppling to the ground, himself).

When it's all over, he raises his arm to say, "I'm okay."

Off camera, there's a shout of, "Let's get him!" And then multiple war shouts as everyone in the entire class runs in to pounce on him again.

Funny to watch in person, even more hilarious on camera with all of the little nuances. Some of those girls missed him by a mile, but it was a great video.

Trapped!

There's a half-circle shaped little jungle gym with large triangular holes that the kids call the "spider web". They had the brilliant idea of crawling through and pretending they're all completely trapped. After a bit of this, one climbs out the large rectangle in the side that stands in as a 'door'. He then turns around. "Guys?" They don't pay one bit of attention - a shoe goes flying through the air, the girls are wailing and begging to be let out, so he says louder, "Hey guys!" They turn, and he points to the door. They all shrug, and walk right on out saying, "Oh. Okay." Total chaos, turned to absolute silence.

Again, it was rather hilarious.

The Classroom

One student is a teacher, and the others have taken on roles.

We've got a thief that keeps stuffing everything into his sweatshirt that he can find, a sleeper, a bored one, a rich primper with two assistants, an annoying poker, and a bully. As I pan around the room, each does their own thing while the poor soft-spoken teacher (not me) begs them to pay attention and do their work. Once I finally pan around to see the teacher's face, she shouts, "Enough!" I then center the camera back at the students - all whom look as if they've been blasted back and are in complete shock. Now they're paying attention!