 Comedy: February 21, 2007 Issue [#1555] |
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| Keeping with the theme of "Love Month"(been watching too much television as of late because I think that is a theme on a cable network as well) I will give you another installment of the Romance Newsletter cleverly disguised as the Comedy Newsletter... |
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Throughout my whole adult life I’ve heard the old expression “If you love something set it free, if it comes back it was meant to be and if it doesn’t…” Use that inspiration in your writing for the rest of your life. If you are like me, on an average day you go through different mood swings and your writing will reflect that mood…
Her eyes reflected the light like the foil on a Hershey’s Kiss. When she smiled men would flock to her like mosquitoes to a bug zapper. A touch of her hand, her lips or her hair was magnetic magic; magnetic because she felt so good and magic because it was not like any other feeling.
Our days were spent thinking of each other and our nights…
She was a paper shredder of a lover. The novel of our relationship was torn apart page by page and cut to confetti by the kiss to another man. There isn’t enough Wite-Out in the world that could cover up the mi-stake that this typo made on my heart. Why couldn’t I see it coming, why was I so blinded by her blinking cursor eyes and her “QWERTY” keyboard body? Without her in my life I’ll never type the same way again about love…
My lady luck took a flop on the river, pocket aces have been cracked by a heart flush. This will be the last hand that she’ll deal to me where my cards will be in front of me and my heart wanting to embrace her. Poker chips are hard way to show love to another person. She took all of my chips and lost them to another lucky card player. I don’t care about the clay pieces, but my heart will never heal. A royal flush won’t be the same without my queen of hearts touching my leg while I rake in a large pot…
As I hope I showed that a comedy writer must be able to find the “FUNNY” in either the loss of a love, the return of a lover or the revenge of an unfaithful companion. If you can’t stick to writing Drama…lol
Next month I’ll be gone from the Comedy Newsletter but I will hope to see you again soon…
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So when we see couples moo-ning and spooning, making cow-eyes at each other while their stomachs churn with butterflies, we'll know Bessie got the job.
Mavis Moog 
I'm thinking that would be a pretty good assumption...lol
MooMan, you really confused this ole woman by calling the Comedy Newsletter the Romance Newsletter. Ish. I should be used to your brand of humor by now. ~~ Viv
Vivian 
Viv, I hope you weren't confused for two weeks in a row or you might want to seek medical attention...lol
Now wait just one darn minute!
Feel I must take a stance.
The subject line read "Comedy."
Yet I read about "Romance."
And just because it's cupid's day
The Where Why When and How
Got Milk's supplied a story
'Bout a creative cow.
Bernie Thomas
Comedy, as well as Romance, can be confusing... but the creative cow really does exist... Bovine Bessie
When you're sweating away in the middle of a mountain of ironing, and suddenly get a fit of the giggles over a silly thought ... is that the definition of "creased with laughter"? Or is it just irony?
crackedbizkit
I'm sorry I can't answer that question...since I don't buy clothes that need ironing...lol
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