Comedy: December 01, 2021 Issue [#11095]
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 This week: It’s a Mark!!! Get the Point?
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About This Newsletter

"In almost all situations that do not involve immediate physical danger or great surprise, you should think twice before using an exclamation mark. If you have thought twice and the exclamation mark is still there, think about it three times, or however many times it takes until you delete it."
~Howard Mittelmark - Author

"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke."
~F. Scott Fitzgerald - American Novelist

"Use exclamation marks sparingly! It's like wearing underpants on your head."
~Terry Pratchett - Author

*Exclaim* Learn some quirky facts about the dreaded exclamation point.



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Letter from the editor

         One symbol of punctuation is the quirkiest of them all. In fact, it’s so quirky, that it had many names over the years and currently, it can be spelled two different ways depending on where you live. What is this strange and controversial symbol? It’s the exclamation point, or wait – is it an exclamation mark? If you’re using American English, it’s a point, and British English it's a mark.

         Over the years, the name of the exclamation point has been referred to by some quirky words:

Bang

Ecphoneme

Screamer

Shriek mark

Gasper

Startler

Eroteme

Pling


         No matter what it’s been called since the beginning of time to today, the exclamation point has been controversial. Scholars and writers hate its existence, and the debate about it on the internet sends it into frenzy when the topic is posted. How did this mess even start? No one really knows, but there are theories floating around that involve going way back in time to the Middle Ages.

         Medieval copyists used the Latin word io which means an exclamation of joy and wrote it at the end of a sentence. Over time, the i moved above the o. The o became smaller and smaller until it was a dot. In 1892, the controversial punctuation symbol was born. It was undervalued for a long time, until there was some kind of a yippee-skippy moment of, “Good grief! We need an exclamation point on a manual typewriter.” The key finally made an appearance in 1970. Imagine being a typist of the pre non-exclamation point. She would type a period first, then backspace and put an apostrophe above it. How barbaric!

         Fast forward into today’s standards, and it becomes even more barbaric. American Novelist, Elmore Leonard states that there should only be a “maximum 2-3 per 100,000 words”. The buzz around the internet explains that if you use too many, it’s considered poor writing and will distract the reader. It should be used when essential or when taken from a direct quote. In formal and semi-formal writing, it should be rarely used. At least, there are no pre-set rules for texts and email. Exclamation points away, everyone!

         Since this quirky symbol is controversial, as writers we should all band together and change the rules to one simple one. We don’t care !!!!!!!!!

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*Exclaimbl* If you struggle with too many exclamation points in your writing, here's a comical chart to help you decide when to delete them. Make sure you follow it. *Bigsmile*

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*Tv* For a laugh, check out this snippet from Seinfeld about the usage of an exclamation point.

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Editor's Picks

*Reading* Fun reads about grammar:

 Commas Open in new Window. [E]
Forgive me, Joyce Kilmer. Inspired by his poem Trees.
by Kotaro Author Icon


 
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Not All It's Cracked Up To Be  Open in new Window. [13+]
A satirical look at the rules for writing. Chock-full of clichés, idioms and bad advice.
by ßlυҽყҽʐ 🤍ㅤ Author Icon


 
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The PIN Open in new Window. [13+]
Cramp Winner: Steven gets money from the ATM when his friend Dale corrects his grammar.
by Than Pence Author Icon


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Bertram's Grave Mistake  Open in new Window. [18+]
A cautionary tale for National Grammar Day
by deemac Author Icon


Hyperbole Open in new Window. [13+]
In tribute to one of the great literary devices.
by Kraken through the Snow Author Icon


 
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Not Waving But Drowning Open in new Window. [E]
A passing thought.
by Beholden Author Icon


The Story of "Is" Open in new Window. [E]
A teacher's insane attempt to get her students to see what part of speech is is.
by audra_branson Author Icon


 
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Ellipses Eclipsed Open in new Window. [ASR]
A brief poem on my favorite punctuation (channeling "Moses supposes…")
by Ben Langhinrichs Author Icon


 
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Today I Used My English Degree When... Open in new Window. [13+]
proving that it's useful for something!
by spidey Author Icon



 
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Ask & Answer

*Questiong* Do you overuse exclamation points? Are they a distraction while reading?

*Thought2* Feedback from my last newsletter, "The Runaway MuseOpen in new Window., in answer to the question :What are your thoughts on a muse? Is it non-existent, or does it inspire you on a regular basis? :

dogpack saving 4premium Author Icon : "Writing is simple writing, placing characters onto a page or screen or even yourself. You can write any time and anywhere. Kick the editor to the nearest jail cell and lock the door, then write. Write the ABC's over and over again if necessary, but write 1,2,3...got it? Give your imagination free range to wander anywhere and everywhere. Did I write, write? Why are you reading this when you need to write?"

Great advice! Thanks for the comment. *Cool*

WriterAngel Author Icon : "Love the muse message and helpful tips! But the alimony muse quote was my favorite. Thank you for bringing a breath of fresh humor to us in each newsletter. It is much appreciated. Especially on days like today." :)

The 'alimony muse' quote was my favorite, too! Thanks for the comments — you made my day. *Bigsmile*


*Tower* Comments from the Newsfeed. I had fun reading your responses:

Bilal Latif Author Icon : As Fox Mulder said, 'I want to believe.'

TheBusmanPoet Author Icon : "Many people including myself believe that our muse is something or someone inspiring "outside" of ourselves. Our muse is what we allow our sub conscious or even deeper our Id to reign free. We allow it to run free to stimulate our imagination. It's our most deeper inner thoughts coming to the fore and it's a beautiful thing." *Smile*

Kotaro Author Icon : "We write about the human experience, so I believe that all the friends, relatives, neighbors, co-workers, everyone we have known are inside us, and it’s all mixed up and messed up. That’s our muse, and sometimes it pops out an egg."

Louis Williams Author Icon : "I personally feel that if you're waiting for a muse to inspire you, you're waiting for a train that ain't coming. You got to take your imagination out for daily walkies, just like a dog. Do it enough and it will grow to like it and begin to scratch at the door at it's appointed timw. It will even begin to tug on the leash."

Scifiwizard Retired Author Icon : "IMO, a muse is like an old imaginary friend whom one never outgrows. He, or she, whispers into one's ear with ideas that one may (or may not) think 'That's a great idea for a story'. Only for some (like myself) one's muse can whisper at the oddest of times such as one in the morning or while at work with no way to get to a notepad and pen before the thought is forgotten."

dragonwoman Author Icon : "My muse hangs out with me, but sometimes gets so bored she takes off for pastures new. When she decides to come back she is able to inspire me anew."

Nobody’s Home Author Icon : "I always wished for a muse, because I thought that would mean I was a gifted writer. Sadly, there's only ever been me, so I just have to use all of my senses to be constantly on the look-out for inspiration. I really appreciate Louis Williams 's comments about daily walkies. *Smile* This feels right."

elephantsealer Author Icon : "I thought the "muse" is a thought/idea/concept?"

JCosmos Author Icon : "I have a muse. My muse is a very crazy dude. He takes me into dark corners of my mind and takes over when I have an inspiration and an idea the muse takes control, and I am a prisoner just typing what the muse dictates. I have no control."

Bob Author Icon : "A muse is where a writer's inspiration comes from. So, my muse must be my brain because I get inspired by my imagination. However, my elder brother once told me he attended a fast draw competition on the west coast and watched a young man win the world's fastest gun competition. He drew cocked and fire in 2 one hundredths of a second. Brother asked him about it and they stood side by side facing a wall. He allowed my brother to draw his side arm, point at the wall and cock his gun. He said, "now let's count to three and I'll draw and fire before you can pull the trigger. My brother said he was still squeezing the trigger when he heard the champion's gun click.That story gave me the inspiration to write a novella depicting Billy the Kid as a time traveler. Was my brother the muse, or was it the tale of his experience with the fastest gun in the world?"

david Author Icon : "There are rare people who inspire you to write and could be called a Muse but sadly there are thousands of people that kill inspiration and murder creativity."

Jillian Montgomery Author Icon : "In the screenwriting world, they are called "champions". They are your Muse, your Mentor and your friend. They give you inspiration and motivation with what they do in their life."


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