You throw the door open, and standing there by your bed is Barney. Thankfully his hands are empty at the moment, but you notice the cake is not where you left it. It is sitting much closer to the end of the bed, right next to where Barney is standing... and the plastic wrap on it has been opened.
Barney stares at you with a cold mischief in his eyes. "Hiya runt, did you think I wasn't gonna find out you were holding out on me?" he asks, looking at the cake and then back at you. "This looks delicious, and I know you're gonna wanna share it with your cousin... right?"
You open your mouth to respond, but he already has cake in hand as he shoves you out of the way. "Thanks runt" he yells from down the hall. You have a mini-panic attack! You can't let him eat any of that cake but you know you can't take it by force. Maybe you can rush by him and grab the cake before he has a chance to do anything! Then you make a break for the door and don't stop running until you hit state lines! ...Ok, ok, that might be a bit dramatic but you have to act now before he has a chance to have even a little bit.
You rush down the stairs and, surprisingly, there's the cake sitting on the coffee table... but the plastic is off! You slowly walk over, expecting Barney to come out of nowhere and tackle you or something, but he is nowhere to be found. After determining the situation safe, you grab up the plate of cake and start to sprint towards the door when Barney comes around the corner chugging a glass of milk. Terror roots you in place, unable to move.
Once finished with his milk, Barney notices you and laughs "if you want it that badly, you can have it runt."
He drops to the couch and props his feet up on the coffee table. You are stupified, and cannot imagine what happened. Noticing your confused look, Barney pipes up "that is probably the WORST cake I've ever tasted, thankfully I only had a little bite or I might have been sick."
These words knock you out of your stupor and launch you into a full blown panic attack! You quickly take the cake into the kitchen and stash it under the sink, behind some bottles and rush back into the living room. Before you can even think about going for the peanut butter to try to fix this, Barney burps...
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