You fold your thick soft arms over your flabby chest and tell him, "I saw you outside," in a tone of voice that suggests everything is cool. You are determined, for once, to play this scenario to your own tune - this is a new start, your own bedroom, your own house, you will not let this jock, no matter how ripped or nasty, put you down. One cruel jibe out of him, and you'll...you'll...crush him against a wall, then throw him out!
"And I saw you outside. That vest is better than a sweater, but man, you must come from the North - this is California, it's hot, you hardly need a t-shirt here!" replies the jock.
"Yeah, I suppose you're right," you reply, relieved he hasn't made a 'fat crack' yet. You look down and see Illinois-sized pit stains appearing under your vest. Without thinking, you take the vest off. "That's better."
"But seriously, do you need any help unloading?" the guy asks again. "Could be just me, or I could roust up some friends."
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