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"Every guy or just every guy of your own species," said the strange little animal.
"What do you mean?" Missy asked.
"Well, I'm a boy," said the animal. "I can't fathom being attracted to anyone but a girl of my own species, however, but if you insist it can happen."
"No," she told him, "I do mean every guy of my own species."
He replied, "A male human told me you can already do that."
She said, "My friend Benedict probably told you that. He's a sweetheart. Seriously, though, it can't be true considering my boyfriend is talking about breaking up with me."
He said, "To attract every boy of your kind literally at once, around the world, you would have to be tall enough to see from space. What is your current boyfriend's name? You should dump him before he dumps you, and probably give Benedict a chance."
She said, "His name is John Paul. I know, it's a weird compound name, but he's handsome. Anyway, you're technically right."
The office of Missy's boyfriend was about to parallel the Papacy by replacing a John Paul with a Benedict, but this coincidence was lost on the small animal.
Meanwhile, Missy pondered whether or not to become a giantess to attract more boys per unit time.
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