You lean over to pick up the phone and it rings by itself. You let it ring to the second ring and pick it up and say," Hello."
"Hello Daddy," says a sweet boy voice on the phone.
"Hey little man," you say remembering how you've listened to Uncle Jerry answer his phone with his son Jeff,4, on the other side.
"Mommy wants to talk," Jeff says and hands over the phone.
"Hello Jerry," says Natalie, Uncle Jerry's devoiced wife, they decided to share Jeff and still remain friends so they don't traumatize Jeff.
"Hello Natalie," you say.
"Listen Jerry," Natalie says," I need you take care of Jeff. I'm going to London for an important business deal and don't have a baby sitter."
You nervously think and say," Sure. Has he eaten yet?"
"Nope," Natalie says," But don't feed him pizza again, don't want him to get fat like you."
You grumble.
"I'll drop him off in 15 minutes," says Natalie.
"I'll be ready," you say.
"See ya then."
"Yep."
You hang up the phone and quickly dial up your house and you're dad picks up the phone.
"Hello?" says your dad.
"Hey Robert," you say greeting your dad in your Uncle's voice," Is (insert your name here) there?"
"Yep," says your dad," just a second baby brother."
It's true, you're dad is the oldest, then comes your Uncle Ben(who lives on a farm with his wife and son Brad, haven't seen him in 8 or so years), then comes Uncle Phil(who is a doctor and has 2 boys (Reid and Tom) of his own), then there's Uncle Jerry, 12 years younger then your dad and slimmest of the big brothers. You've heard how your Grandma and Grandpa had to work all the time to feed the monster boys, but luckily they were forced to work to buy some food and clothes for them so they leant how to go through the business world easily.
"Hello?" you hear your voice.
"Hey (insert your name here)," you say.
"Hey Uncle Jerry," says Jerry in your body," what's new?"
"Jeff is coming over," you answer.
"I didn't know," Jerry says.
You tell him why Jeff is coming over.
"Then look after Jeff," Jerry says with a smile," be careful, he can wiggle his way into your heart."
"Will do," you say," see ya tomorrow."
"You too," Jerry says and hangs up.
Pretty soon a knock comes at the door and you open it up to see Natalie who is tall and slim with long black hair with red in it and Jeff. But what kind of body does the 4 year old have?
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