âAbout four grand, so the school only supplies them for Prefects,â says Tor, referring to his Segway.
âWhat about the rest of us?â asks Matt. âWhat if we want to grow big enough to be Prefects?â
âThatâs up to you - if you have the money, or can get the money, or convince your parents to buy one, you can have it. For some guys here, four grand is pocket change. Do you parents support your weight gain goals, or have they sent you here just to avoid being teased âcause your fat?â explained Fats. âSome parents donât want their boys to have Segways...they say theyâll be unfit.â
âI donât know,â replied Matt. âIâve never asked them for four grand. I suppose they sent me here to avoid teasing...I was kind of hoping theyâd buy me a car when I turn 16, but maybe if I asked mom for some of that now...â
âWell, ask them. In the meantime, letâs get get you back to the office so you can register,â Fats replies. âHere,â he adds with a grin, âbonus for your first day. Youâll need this energy for the long walk to get there.â He pulls out a chocolate bar and hands it to Matt. Matt, ravenous now thatâs heâs calmed down from his little jog, rips off the wrapper and bits off a generous mouthful of the bar. Fats chuckles at his eagerness, then climbs onto his Segway Matt heads back to the office, as the two phenomenally obese prefects motor along beside him.
They arrive in the office and the receptionist nods to Fats and Tor. âYou brought him back,â the receptionist notes.
âOh, he came willingly enough, once he stopped,â replies Fats. âJust newby nerves, I guess. You know intimidating Pots can be at first.â
âNot to mention the two of you! After all, youâre not exactly average high school boys.â
âNo, weâre well above average!â replies Fats proudly as Tor does a drumroll across his own fat. While the two fat prefects whoop it up, Matt grabs his bags and brings them up to the counter. The massive receptionist meets him there.
âWelcome! Whatâs your name?â
âMatthew Butterworth.â
As the receptionist pulls out a paper file Matt realises that...