"Alright, Chicago! It is I, Celebrant and with me I bring the biggest party your city has ever seen! We've got Harmony and her partner Sax Machine on music, hundreds of different games of both the party and VR kinds, and enough catering from sponsors from both Yeng and Chocolatte to feed an entire third world country! Just gotta do a thing or two on the suit... and..."
"Caloric Absorbers disabled, switching to solar power."
"AND HERE! WE! GO!"
A Celebrant party was always the biggest party of the year whenever it hit a city. With her wealth and the ability to fly anywhere she wanted to, she could basically touch down anywhere on Earth, spend millions and start up a huge effort to bring her brand of enjoyment to a city. Often this involved her three Fs: food, fun and fucking, but in a especially big city like Chicago she was pushing the limits of what she could do by holding it across the entirety of a city district.
At the very least, it meant it wasn't going to take long for four Sallies to make it to the edge of the party. Driving out in their van, the four dressed up as fashionable as they possibly could on a low budget, wearing matching dresses as well as cheap make up. If luck went their way, at least one of their makeups was gonna be smeared across some lucky guy's body by the morning as they stopped the van and slowly climbed out the car.
"Alright, you remember what to do?" Sally 1 asked, as she pulled out the six pack of Harbinger Beer out from the cooler in the front of the van.
"Yep." All three other Sallies responded, nodding in unison.
"Then get ready... cause we're about to have the time of our lives."
With that, the other 3 Sallies quickly vanished into the crowds as the lone remaining Sally locked up the van. Browsing the crowded streets, she could see multitudes of people from all walks of life drunkedly partying. Heroes looking for an easy night to just relax, villains trying to showcase their moves on the dance floor, and both rich and poor munching it out at the Chocolatte and Yeng sponsored buffets. To the sky though, she did notice that there were still heroes watching over the party, including...
"Ugh, is that the Lone Bullet? Killjoy."
Sally remembered Kimmy Accardi. During the woman's first few weeks as a hero in Chicago she had managed to humiliate her in a fight, defeating all five of herself and forcing her to fuse back into a helpless blob to be wheeled away by the police. She really didn't wanna deal with such a MILF-looking vigilante like that again, even if she knew the woman didn't really have any powers. Instead, she put her attention to finding another person...
"Johnny? Johnny, you there?"
"Over here!"
Of course, Johnny wasn't Popcorn's real name, just one of his many different false identities to avoid being arrested in the open. Back when they were children growing up together it used to be something along the lines of Alexander or something, but by now he had changed his name to something he hadn't yet shared with her. As such, she normally just called him Popcorn when they were doing the criminal act, and just call him Johnny outside of said act for consistency.
Popcorn was a pretty reliable friend for her. Skilled with a shot from his metagene-grown corn cobs, he helped her a fair share of times in stopping cops via shooting the guns out of their hands. Of course, while the two were besties they didn't really think of it as a good idea to be dating each other. After all, his sister had married her sister about two years ago, so if they ever started dating it'd just make the family tree too damn confusing...
Least he was wearing good clothes though, Black crop top and some killer jeans worked wonders for his beanpole body.
"So, am I too late to join the fun times with you know who?"
Taking a look to the side, Popcorn sighed as he confirmed the news. "Yeah, looks like she's eating out two things, namely the buffet and the ass out of... I actually don't know who she is. Looks like some reporter chick?"
"Man, she's so hot..."
Pulling out a can from the six pack, Sally tossed it to Popcorn before breaking it off herself. A Yeng brand, Harbinger Beer was a very much South American tasting soda, with a special kick meant to help digest a good meal. Not only was it meant to get you drunk, but it helped kickstart the digestion progress to give her more time at the buffet later on. Girl still wanted to eventually break 600 pounds after all, and this was her chance to help with that for the entire group of Sallies.
"So this is that Harbinger Beer... Well, let's get down to it."
Opening up the can, both criminals took a single sip... and were immediately hooked, finishing up their cans with a single long gulp before crashing it against their skulls. This was that good shit, and already they could feel the buzz that came from it.
"Holy shit... I know it's like common beer, but this stuff's the bomb! How'd you get it so easily?"
"I'll let you in on a secret." Pulling Popcorn in, she'd whisper it into his ear as quiet as she could. "I stole it."
"Well, give me another!"
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About two hours later, and both Sally and Popcorn were absolutely wasted, crashed on a buffet table. With a bit of a digestive enhancement, Sally had put on a bit of weight as her previous meal had time to digest... but also in that time she had practically stuffed herself to an even greater limit, at which point she felt she was almost ready to burst. The feeling was extremely great for her, but for now she just didn't want to move.
After all, she could hear Celebrant approaching the table.
"Ah, now this is the life..."
Floating down onto the ground with a distended gut, Celebrant saw the two nearly passed out people and lifted the table singlehandedly to roll them off. Landing with a thud, Multiplicity could only hear as the woman blurted out exactly what she wanted to hear.
"Hey, get me more dessert! I can still fit more into here!"
That much was true. As part of the nanites defenses, Celebrant was very much more durable in most ways to all but a scant few others. One of those ways was that she was very much more capable of packing in the food, her nanites acting to safely keep the stomach from bursting by altering and making it more elastic as more food poured in. She never found that upper limit, but what she did view as enough was that she could at least eat as much as a elephant before it started getting painful. She had never gained weight when getting that far due to the damn caloric absorber, but now that she turned it off she felt now was the best time to make advantage of it.
At the moment, that gut was looking to be around sticking a good three feet out. Between that and the fact that she had turned her caloric absorber off made Sally's head spin with wondering. Was she trying to get fat or something? Did her powers rely on it? Most importantly though...
"Yo, gow do you think sje kewps skl tjatt food in her belly like that?" Sally drunkedly rambled out. I know she's a alien or somethang, but surely ahe's still got humae limts right?"
"I... I don't *hic!* now..."
While Sally ate too much, Popcorn absolutely drank too much. The criminal was so inebriated that he could barely move, and that any speech that did come out came out really, really slowly. Realizing that he was out of the picture, Sally slowly rose herself up to get a good look at how that pro hero was eating.
And really, it was a sight.
Taking a brief break from the horny stuff, Celebrant went to focus all in on the food as she was looking to finish off her meal time with a good helping of chocolate ice cream. Pint after pint, she super quickly packed it all into the black hole that was her mouth, moving almost as quickly as her fellow speedster friend to get it all in her gut. She didn't care how much damage all this meal was going to do to her body, because she was in heaven.
That, and she knew all the fat was going to go to the right places. That was the best part about the nanites really, that once you got to understand how they worked on the aesthetical level, she could put the fat in the places that mattered. As she was about to get to work on yet another pint though she felt a presence slowly approach. It was Sally, still quite a bit drunk but at least aware enough to know that she wanted to see her up close.
"Gey, so you mind mae feeling that?"
Seeing how drunk, yet horny the woman was... all Celebrant could do was a smile. "Come on, just a touch? You worked up the effort just to approach me, why don't you come close..."
With a hand, Celebrant dragged the full to bursting girl with the brown hair over, forcing her to come into contact with her own massive gut. With her hand resting directly on such a massive thing, she could feel all the churning and groaning, as nanites struggled to digest such a gargantuan meal.
"W...woah..."
Celebrant let out a huge chuckle at that. "So, you really love that feeling huh? We're just getting started... hey waiter, put a hold on the next round of pints. Looks like I'm back with the flings..."
"Wait, wha-"
Before she knew it, she was dragged into the paradise that was Celebrant's boobs. That was the last thing she remembered though, as the rest of the night was just a blurb.
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