Lincoln was getting ready to read one of his comics when Luan burst into his room. “Lincoln! Lincoln! Lincoln!”
“You don’t have to repeat my name like that,” Lincoln said with a glare.
“Sorry, but comedy comes in threes, but that’s not what I’m here for!” Luan said before shoving a poster in his face. “A Circus came to town! Let’s get the others and go to it!”
Lincoln took the poster and held it in his hands. It read, ”W3lc0m3 0n3 and all to th3 V3nu5 Spac3 Circu5! Fun and gam3s in spac3 th3m3! All w0rk3rs are lady cl0wn5!”
Lincoln slowly looked at Luan and said, “Are you sure this is a thing and not actually a prank? I’m pretty sure Lily’s written better letters and she’s a baby.”
Luan grabbed Lincoln’s shoulders and shook him. “Yes! Yes! Yes! I really want to go, but the only tickets I could grab was a family one! One that I can only use if I bring 9 people! That’s Three times Three! THIS IS FATED FOR US TO GO!”
Once Luan stopped shaking him, Lincoln said, “You’re… getting scary, Luan. Not Lucy-scary, but April-Fools Scary.”
Luan quickly said, “If we can go at least once, I promise I won’t go Prank-crazy on April Fools. I swear that on Chocolate and Pizza.”
Lincoln quickly said, “Deal.”
'Anything to avoid Luan going too crazy would be better,' Lincoln thought.
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And so Lincoln, Lucy, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lisa, Rita, and Luan headed towards said circus. Lynn Sr, Lily, Lana, and Lola chose to stay home. The Circus was at the edge of town and had all kinds of rides and tents. It also was surrounded by a colorful wall that fit the circus theme.
Luan looked like she was in heaven.
Rita said, “Alright, kids. Let’s pair off and-”
Lisa said, “They ran off, mother.”
Rita sighed before she said, “Stick by me, Lisa.”
=-=
Luan had wandered over to the souvenir section. She nearly was teleporting to each stall, taking in all the circus-y wares being sold. As the poster said, all the workers were female clowns.
As Luan looked at one of the clowns, she thought, ‘They’re clowns. They're lady clowns, but some seem like like the more antiquated-but-more sophisticated Harlequin. No question about it. Exaggerated funny features, outfits stand out in a crowd… Just wondering why they also have exaggerated sexy features. I swear one of them inflated their breasts and asses by blowing into their thumb…. Can’t lie, but I wanna learn that trick. What kind of gadgets did they use?’
Luan paused when she saw...
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