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Job (not that one) was a good person with bad luck. Now he's a miniscule demon in Hell...
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Chapter #4

Loona's Little Loser

    by: punkachu Author IconMail Icon
After that long fall from the land of the living straight down to hell, Job was expecting a few possibilities. He was expecting to wake up either in a hospital bed, or maybe still on the side of the road, possibly bleeding. After all, for the most part, no one expects to die.

He definitely didn't expect to end up waking up on top of a desk, with a massive version of an all too familiar doglike demon behind him, with her feet propped up on the desk...and she barely looks up from her phone to see what had fallen onto it...only for her eyes to suddenly narrow as she recognizes the small, blue mouselike demon as...

"Well, you're here a lot sooner than I expected..." Loona snatched Job off the desk before he could so much as make a comment. "And a...lot smaller for that matter." Loona then started chuckling. 'What, you miss me and decide to jump off a building to see me sooner, Job?"

"W-what? What are you...Where am I?!" Job begins kicking in midair, squirming, not quite processing that he's died. "Why the hell are you so fucking huge!? Whats going on!"

"...Job, come on, you know what's going on" Loona seems like she's minutes from hysterics from Job's clear confusion. 'You summoned a demon, and now you're in the place that people who are dumb enough to summon demons go when they di-"

"W-wait....I'm dead!?" This is when things switched from confusion to Panic and Loona suddenly finds this less funny. "I-I-I...I can't...I CAN'T ACTUALLY BE DEAD! I'm only 18! I b-barely got 5 months without that asshole you c-can't seriously be tell-"

"Job, shut up" Loona cut him off. "I'm sorry, I guess this is...a lot to process and all, but you're not gonna be talking my ear off and bargaining with the universe about how you "shouldn't be dead yet", alright? You need to calm the fuck down or your first day in hell is gonna be even worse than it could be."

Job...doesn't talk, frankly he was terrified of the Hellhound when he summoned her. and that was only when she was a head taller than him. Now the wolflike being made him look and feel like a mou-...this is around when he also looked down at his hands...and noticed the blue fur... And realized he was in a completely different body beyond just his damn size... and he started to breath heavier as panic rapidly set i-

"Job, I swear to satan if you start screaming again I will freaking snap you in two like a twig"

Job makes the correct decision to not scream.

"...Look, if you're gonna panic, panic quietly? I have enough to do without some little loser constantly freaking the fuck out every two minutes over every little thing." She shrugged as she looked back to her phone. "...Lets be clear on a few things, yes, you're dead, yes, you're in a new body, like all Sinners are when they end up down here, and...yes, apparently I do own your soul. Thats all the bad news. Want to hear the good news?"

"...I-is there..."

"The Good News is, I don't want to hurt you right now." She has placed him back at the desk. "And even if I did, If I like, decided to pop you into a bloody paste under my foot or something, you'd just come back. In like...20-30 minutes tops. Hell wouldn't be that useful if you could get out by offing yourself. So, theirs that"

"...But...you're not gonna...do that right?"

"Not right now, no." Loona taps away at the smartphone's screen. "But if you keep talking I might. Just sit there and we can go over what you'll be doing for me when my shifts over"

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3. During the shift

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