It was standard morning for Ted as he woke up in his lavish apartment at 6:45 am and like usual a noticeable percentage of Ted’s body was hanging off of his bed (due to how tall he is) which to him made those parts feel slightly weird
“Just once i’d like to wake up with all of myself in the bed, despite being quite comfy my bed is too small for me” thought Ted as he gathered his body into a ball in an attempt to get a few more minutes of sleep but this ultimately proved fruitless as his body quickly started to wake up.
Now fully awake Ted began his usual morning routine:
Make the bed
Pick clothes to wear for the day
Shower
Get dressed
Quick breakfast
Leave his apartment
Drive to work
(Ted is wearing a charcoal black business suit)
*1 hour later*
“Damn that traffic was terrible, i know i live in the city but by Christ that was brutal. Let it go Ted you can’t control traffic though it would be great if you could” thought Ted as he parked his car in his assigned spot and walked towards his office building
Once inside Ted had to lower his head slightly as to avoid an unwanted collisions between his head and the door frames inside
Finally Ted arrived at his office and sat down at his desk ready to tackle the stack of paperwork that was seemingly waiting for him but before he could start he heard a rhythmic tapping on his door and went to answer it but when he did he didnt see anyone
“Down here Paul Bunyan" said a rather squeaky voice. This voice belong to Ted’s assistant Sandra
Opposed to Ted’s impressive (if a little inconvenient) hight Sandra was the opposite, while Ted stood 6’7 Sandra stood a mere 4’5 and was rather self conscious about it but was able to take and dish out good natured barbs
*AU too lazy to describe what Sandra is wearing so this image shows what she’s wearing so just imagine the woman in said image is 4’5)
“Where are the six other dwarves?” Said Ted in response to Sandra’s comment
A few moments pass before Ted and Sandra begin laughing as Sandra enters Ted’s office
“So Sandra care to tell me what my schedule entails for today?” Asked Ted as he sat back down at his desk
“At 9:00 you have a meeting with Robert and Katrina to discuss their contracts for leaving the company, then you have to go to your tailor to get measured for your new tuxedo for the company's 20 anniversary…” started Sandra before hearing Ted’s groan at the mention of the tailor
“Sir i understand your frustration but…” started Sandra before being cut off by Ted
“I swear being as tall as i am is really an inconvenience, every few months i have to go back to the tailor to either have suits custom made or have them adjusted and both options add up, I've already spent thousands on adjustments alone” said Ted visibly annoyed
“You should try being short” muttered Sandra under her breath hoping Ted didn't hear her
“What was that?” Asked Ted
“I said you should try being short, while i agree it’s bad having to spend a lot of money just to keep yourself clothed imagine having to buy clothes in children’s sizes” yelled Sandra blushing slightly
“I think we can agree being on either end of the hight spectrum has challenges though i’d like to see how you would fair in my place” said Ted calming down
“I agree, it would be fun to be taken seriously and not have people mistaking me for a child but alas it wont happen, now enough of this silly talk we have stuff to do” replied Sandra
* alert this is not a drill fires have broken out in conference rooms 3,7 and 12 please safely evacuate the building*
“Fucking hell we better move” said Ted as he and Sandra rushed towards the stairs. While evacuating Ted failed to realize that one of his shoelaces had came undone and caused him to trip down the stairs taking Sandra along with him
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