As you leave the restaurant, you see a wedding starting in a nearby church. You enter and see that the groom and bride have yet to exit their rooms and everything is just getting set up right now. You decide to head to the bride's room.
When you get there, you open the door to see her in her white underwear looking at dresses, she screams when you enter and yells at you to leave while covering up. You tell her, "Hey, I think I know the perfect outfit for you, now tell me your sizes of any clothing you wear on a daily basis, including shirts, skirts, pants, dresses, bras, and panties, or you can spend today in your birthday suit."
You notice she weighed her options before telling you, a complete stranger, the sizes of clothing she uses. You head to the nearest place you know that sells women's clothing, pick out some clothes for her, and go back. You come through the door and see that she's still undecided on what dress to wear, and you show her what you planned for her.
"WHAT! You expect me to go out in this?" She said as you pull out a pink pair of panties covered in unicorns and rainbows with a matching bra, you also wrote her name on the back after you saw the wedding signs.
"Well, you have to, or you can go out in this one." You pull out one that barely covers anything and the parts that do exist, are covered in care bears with the words, "Care Bares" sprawled across the front, it also has her name on the back. Eventually she decides to take the pink ones, and you tell her that if anyone asks, she couldn't find the right dress in time and you wait for the cerimony to start.
When the crowd gathers and the groom enters, you begin to feel excited. When the organ starts and the doors open for the bride, you hear gasps of shock followed by laughter as she enters in nothing but the underwear you picked out, her face is full of tears and she tries to cover her panties with her bouquet as the cameras all focus on her. When she gets to the front of the church, the cerimony starts and the pastor asks why she'd come out like this, she tells him that she couldn't find the right dress.
The wedding goes on smoothly, and, though you feel bad about ruining this woman's special day, you decide to do one more thing before the reception.