One late Saturday evening Robert was coming out of his favourite bar called “Happy Hour” and was fumbling around trying to get his phone out his pocket when he felt the need to pee
“Guess i should take care of this” thought Robert as he went behind a nearby corner and started to go, unbeknownst to him their was a police squad car that had an officer inside who recognised Robert as he arrested him a few times and knew what Robert was doing and walked over to arrest him
“Robert Davis your under arrest for public urination, place your hands above your head” said the cop
“Oh hey jack hic hows the family?” Asked Robert as he was being directed to the police car
“Just great Robert, who do you think will get tomorrow?” Asked Jack annoyed that Robert’s dad always managed to get him out of trouble
“I think its Jessica’s turn but she has been off due to having a baby so it might be Trudy” said Robert trying not to slur his words
“Yeah yeah just get in the car and you’ll be in the tank till you sober up” said Jack with a sigh
Once at the precinct Jack escorted Robert to the drunk tank which was surprisingly empty except for one lone girl who to Robert looked like a prostitute
Once in the drunk tank Robert attempted to spark a conversation until he felt what he thought was a migraine until he heard a voice in his head say “you can swap body parts by wearing someone else's clothes
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