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Become a hero or die trying in this spoof\homage of classic RPG's.
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Olapen seems confused about your objective

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"So what do you need mentoring on?" Olapen begins. "I'm very good at lightning spells, of course, but I'm a very well balanced spellcaster. I could teach you any number of spells. I was near the top of my class."

"Yes, I know," you answer through gritted teeth. "We graduated in the same class. You were assigned to me because we both need a companion in our first quest."

"Companion?" Olapen asks hopefully. "Does that mean we're going to have sex?"

You take a good look at Olapen and the first thought that comes to your mind is There isn't enough beer in the world.

You're trying to think of a tactful way to tell Olapen that there is no chance of you two getting physically intimate when she starts a nonstop spiel of all the skills she's acquired since being born.

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