Of course, when knights rescue princesses, romantic liaisons usually follow, chastity belts are removed and maidenhoods fall to the wayside.
Which, if you're a father who has plans to marry off your daughter to further your political ambitions, is the downside of sending a knight to rescue her.
Eighteen year old Princess Daphne was indeed the fairest princess in the land, with startling blue eyes, long golden hair, a peaches and cream complexion, and a figure that would make a monk give up his orders.
Seriously, anytime Daphne showed up, the bards would start singing
Ow, she's a brick house
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
That lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Point of fact, Daphne (at her father's insistence) held quite a bit back. No one had gotten further than a chaste kiss on the cheek. And just because the girl had gone and got herself kidnapped was no reason to change any of that now. Her father was determined to make sure his daughter went to her wedding bed a virgin.
So when Daphne heeded to be rescued, her father made sure the Order of Allimac sent a lady warrior. Because if either the knight or Daphne (or both) showed Sapphic tendencies after the rescue...well, Daphne's father would still consider his daughter a virgin, and be able to marry her off as such.
Nobody explained any of this to you, of course. You knew Daphne was known to be the fairest princess in the land, and that was it. You didn't know about the politics surrounding Daphne's virginity, or how ridiculously hot she was. You certainly didn't know that the men who knew what you both looked like fantasized about a post-rescue lovemaking session between you and Daphne.
You just knew you were supposed to rescue Daphne from a
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