You wanted a pet head, and any girlfriend of Alex's was going to be a show-off. The two of you made your way to the empty bar,
"She is in the Sexy get-up!" you proclaimed with gusto, Alex just grind an evil grin like the cat that ate the canary then got the cream. Did, did you just fuck up?
She opened the door and you saw your answer, behind the counter was a cute little blue-haired girl with twin tails who brightened up when she saw Alex.
The little girl was dressed up like an old western bartender "Crap," You muttered as Alex grasped your left arm as she turned to you and- *pop* Your arm fell off in her hands. she frowned and then reached out and tugged on your right arm, *pop* you did not even have shoulders as you felt your arms wiggling in Alex's hands.
As they wiggled Alex worked her grip towards your shoulders-without warning, your arms paused then your left arm jerked upwards and you flicked at her nose: you hit her top lip.
The little lady got around the counter and besides you before you noticed, "Nice prosthetics!" she chirped before sassing "Alex, don't harass my customers in the bar," With the kind of smile that did not reach her eyes, Alex's smile did reach her eyes though, and you got an idea.
"Hay, Hay guys!" you stage whispered as you trotted between them and bent down conspiratorially, Alex bent down with mischief in mind, and miss blue hair just walked up, you still looked down to her eyes, "How about a bet! If they stick back onto my shoulders, " you looked to your arms then the blue one "You pell all of our pussies off and keep ahold of them for the day!" you looked towards Alex "if not we can see if the last bet will let You put them on and use them!" you continued with glee, the blue one was looking to Alex, you were pretty sure her amused smirk said she thought you were high as a kite.
"If they do then Alex can take our boobies as toys or pillows or something for the day,"
You yammered on with glee "and if neither?" Alex asked with a smirk before looking at her GF and rolling her eyes as if you were nuts while smiling. "Eh, you can both take a leg from me, maybe make them into lamps, but you both have to take care of me and make me feel Loved. Yes, that," you said with a nod.
"You brought us a nympho?" The blue one chirped silently to Alex then you added "But If I'm neglected or feel unloved for a day and an hour I get all the twats and titties," Twin tails eyed you for a bit before raising a brow at Alex "Your tits will go where my arms were and Alex's were my legs are while those holes will be alongside mine," You added