You decided to head over to the candy counter and speak with the two female main characters of the show. Perhaps you could inquire about the packages all the women in the hotel had evidently been blessed with.
"Hello," you greeted as you walked over.
Maddie looked over to you and smiled. "Hi, what can I get for you?"
London, however, was currently texting on her tiny mid-2000s phone.
"Uhh actually, I'm not here for candy," you told her. "My name is Rocky, and I was wondering if I could ask you guys some questions."
"Oh no, he's an undercover cop," London panicked. "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
[laugh track]
"Nonono, I'm not a cop," you assured her, waving your hands. "I... uhh... just wanted to ask why every woman here seems to be really... uh... well-endowed."
Both Maddie and London furrowed their brows and looked down at their respective bulges in unison.
[laugh track]
"What... our dicks?" Maddie asked, confused. "Why wouldn't we have dicks?"
"Oh I know what this is about," London deciphered. "...he wants to see mine, I get it all the time!"
"Ugh, here we go!" the candy cashier groaned, rolling her eyes.
Yet another laugh track played as London pulled forward the waistband of her velvet joggers and reached into them with her other hand. Before you could protest, she heaved her enormous genitals out and let the flop downward heavily once they were over the waistband.
London's soft dark schlong was massive, probably eight inches long and two inches wide in its current flaccid state. Below, swinging between her thighs were a sweaty pair of orange-sized tan testicles. Her entire set of male genitalia were covered in a thick forest of black pubes. It was ironic, as you would've figured a rich girl like her would've gotten laser-hair-removal or something.
"Here, I'll get it erect for ya," London presumed, reaching a manicured hand down and beginning to fap her fat meat. She sighed as her monster started to wake up, gradually lengthening and thickening as it swelled with desire.
"Ugh, London!" Maddie complained. "Not everyone wants to see your fat fucking dick! It's bad enough you took those pictures for Maxim!"
[laugh track]
"What are you talking about? Those pictures were art!" London retorted, resulting in another laugh track as she continued to jack off. Her dick was now in its full 14-inch state.
"There is nothing artful about spreading your asscheeks for a camera and letting the world see your hairy sweaty taint!"
[laugh track]
London gasped in disbelief. "Daddy told me those pictures were immaculate! He said he jacked off to them three times that day!"
"Oh yeah, cuz your dad's horniness is totally the barometer for tasteful art."
London gave her the usual confused expression as the shemale bimbo attempted to decode what Maddie had said.
"Totally the what?" the girl asked. Maddie rolled her eyes again.
[laugh track]
Just then, Mr. Moseby reappeared, showing disdain at the sight of London openly fapping in the middle of his lobby.
"Ms. Tipton!" he yelled, causing London to whip around. "I have asked you on several occasions not to... pleasure yourself in my lobby. These carpets are over a hundred years old, and I will not have them be stained by your pre, young lady!"
THAT'S what he's concerned about? you thought incredulously.
London gave him a sad expression, and yet continued to stroke her shaft up and down.
Mr. Moseby suddenly slapped her hand as it reached the top of its stroke.
"Stop it!" he shouted, resulting in a laugh track. "STOP. IT. RIGHT. NOW!" Each word was emphasized with another slap on London's hand.
[heavy laugh track]
London reluctantly released her schlong and Mr. Moseby gave her an intense look before turning away and heading to the concierge desk.
The heir to the Tipton fortune looked down disappointingly at her huge girlcock, which throbbed upward every second, probably wondering why she stopped.
"Oh Maddie," London began, turning toward her confidant. "Mr. Moseby is such a meanie! How do you manage to go the whole day without cumming once?!"
Maddie lifted up a large well-worn fleshlight from under the counter with a smug smile.
[laugh track]
London sighed hopelessly before remembering that you were standing right there.
"You said your name was Rocky, right?" she asked sensually. "Maybe you'd like to head up to my suite and help me out with this?"
"Presumptuous much?" Maddie quipped sarcastically.
[laugh track]
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