You look around and you're super confused. One second you were in your house and now you are in San Francisco in front of the Tanner house. "Is this Full House?" You question out loud. "This is impossible. And what am I wearing?" You look at your clothes which look very 90's. Some baggy jeans, high top sneakers, a white t-shirt with a green plaid button up shirt over it and a backwards cap on your head. "Oh, wait. Am I on the show?" You go up to the house and ring the door bell. It opens and a young Bob Saget answers it.
"Oh, hello. Who might you be?" You stood there stunned, unable to process everything that is going on.
"My name is Rocky."
"You must be the new babysitter. Thanks for coming by so soon. I'm Danny Tanner." Danny holds out his hand and you shook it. "Come in." You follow him into the house and can't believe you are in the Tanner family's living room. The set looks so real, the staircase behind the couch, the coffee table between the TV set and furniture, and across the room is the door to the kitchen. Just then John Stamos and Dave Coulier come in through the kitchen as uncle Jesse and Joey, the three men look dressed for an event.
"Joey, I can't believe you spilled toothpaste on my guitar."
"Look on the bright side Jess. Now it'll sound cleaner." You then hear the laugh track from the show. This is really surreal to you.
"You dunderhead."
"I know you are but what am I?" Joey mocks with a Pee-Wee Herman impression. "Oh, who's this?"
"This is Rocky. He's gonna babysit the girls while we're at the benefit concert." Danny says as he introduces you to the guys. "Now, we gotta get going if we're going to make it on time. So, Rocky the girls are in the kitchen. Make sure they finish their homework first. There is DJ, she's the oldest at 16, there is Stephanie, she's 10. And little Mitchell is 5, so if there is any problem DJ can help out." Danny leads you into the kitchen.
"Dad, we don't need a babysitter. I can handle Mitchell and Steph by myself." DJ says as the three are sitting at the table.
"No, last time we trusted you, you invited Kimmy Gibbler over and all four of you got stomach aches from too much candy." The laugh track goes off again but no one notices except for you. "Come in here Rocky. Girls this is your babysitter, say hello." You walk into the kitchen and the canned laughter goes "Ooooh." as the three girls look smitten with you.
"Hi." You say trying to be cool.
"Hubba hubba." Stephanie says followed by the laugh track. Her older sister nudges her in the shoulder. "What was that for?"
"Now girls, I gotta go. So anything Rocky says goes. Good luck." Danny Tanner says as he leaves.
"Okay. Just finish up your homework and then we'll watch whatever is on in the living room."
"What are you going to do while we do homework?" Mitchell ask.
"Good question. I guess I'll..."
"There's laundry to do." DJ suggests.
"I'll do some laundry then." You say trying to find something to do while you figure out if this is real or a hallucination. You go up the stairs as you hear Steph pointing out how laundry was DJ's chore to do. You head over to the wash room and start putting their clothes into the washer. Is it weird you are flattered that the Tanner kids find you cute? You never thought you were anything exceptional, especially for TV standards but maybe you're too hard on yourself. As you are putting the clothes into the washer, you see their underwear. Do you dare do something perverse, this has to be a fantasy after all. You bring up DJ's underwear and sniff them but they smell very musky. You look at it and notice that the crotch area is very stretched out. "What the fuck?" You look at Steph and Michell's underwear and the crotch area is also stretched out. Then you come across a very crusty sock belonging to Stephanie. "Eww." You just toss the clothes into the washer and turn it on. Before you could think of anything, you hear one of the girls calling you for help. Which one?
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