Initially Robert didn't even look twice at Sierra's picture. The lure of the Monstr App was to date Monsters. Mind you, Robert didn't want to date a horrific monster. But he did want to date a woman who looked like an otherworldly creature. Someone like a mermaid or an anthropomorphic feline. Sierra's picture looked like a really hot woman, but a totally human woman. There was something in her profile about her being an energy being from a higher plane, but that just didn't click with Robert.
Secondly, Robert had only recently begin making forays into country music. And that was only because he had recently discovered Gary Morris' performance of La Boheme. Robert found he enjoyed some country music. Cole Swindell's Flatliner had become Robert's go to workout song.
But Sierra was really into country music. Her profile read: I like both kinds of music -- Country AND Western!!!
Then there was her picture. The picture looked just like Kellie Pickler did in 2007. Except the picture looked like someone had photoshopped it to look as if the plastic surgeon had enhanced Kellie's chest a size larger than he actually had. And then had given Kellie a weave so her hair was as long as Crystal Gayle's in her heyday.
Maybe Sierra's wasn't that long. But it did reach almost down to her shapely(but not oversized) jean clan butt. Or, as Trace Adkins would call it, her Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.
Robert was sure he was being catfished. But he set up a date with Sierra anyway.
He was glad he did. Five foot tall Sierra looked even better in person than she did in her profile.
Robert and Sierra had both dressed casually for their first date, which was at a
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