You were simply garnishing a few plates, eager for the impending evening, when suddenly the most horrid sound you'd heard in your life rang out loudly in the area. A cacophony of twisting metals and splitting woods all paired with various ungodly groaning of any number of materials before with a deafening explosion the cabin across the way, Jake's cabin, burst, giving way to an enormous and growing wall of recognizable flesh. Running out the door, momentarily questioning your sanity as you ran to such a scene rather than away from, you only made it a few steps before blushing hotly and freezing in place when you saw firsthand what had become of Jake. The man seated atop the wreckage of his former lodging was beyond comprehension, he loomed massively over everything with heaving muscle and mass all coated with a generous amount of light blonde hair, and before you sat two gargantuan testicles, each easily double your size if not more, between his colossal splayed legs topped by a throbbing monolith of sex that would periodically rain the massive drop of pre.
Noticing that far below his groin had garnered your attention Jake cleared his throat and joked "I hope I'm not too under dressed for dinner," with an intense blush of his own.
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't think you'd fit," you joked equally lamely, trying to not get immediately get sucked back into the black hole that was the giant man's huge genitalia.
"Well that could be arranged," he said fishing amongst the rubble until he found the remote from before, which promptly resized itself to fit his hand, "I just didn't think my first time trying this thing would be so...so..."
"Sexy?" you offered, then immediately wished you'd dropped dead instead.
"Heh, well that wasn't quite the word I was looking for," Jake laughed a bit nervously.
"Sorry, sorry, sorry," you repeated, considering burying your head like an ostrich.
His blush growing deeper the giant confessed, "Well don't be sorry Josh, it is...pretty hot," he attempted to squeak in a futile attempt.
This stark contrast between his godly size and intense bashfulness sent a genuine shiver up your spine. Desperate to see where you could wind up with Jake tonight you proposed "Well if you really can change back with that remote, dinner is basically ready...and..."
"Oh well..."