Princess Zelda, Princess Toadstool, and Samus Aran all met up in a bar cafe and talked.
"Link's a nice friend, but way too greddy for kisses and he still does that 'Excuse me, princess'," Zelda grumbled, mimicking Link's voice at the end. "Eugh! It's like being tortured with water drops!"
"Ah, Chinese water torture. My problem is I tend to spend way too much time traveling for bounty missions, so I can't really date guys who are homebodies. For guys who can keep up, they have a nasty habit of 'trying to protect me'. So either they get mained and have to retire, or they get hurt enough that I'm forced to abort the mission to get them to a hospital ship," Samus replied before she drank. "So either I have to choose between guys who can't wait or guys that think I'm way too delicate for bounty hunting."
"Mario, Luigi, and Toad are nice, but none are my type. Mario loves food too much, Luigi's a scaredy cat, and Toad is too focused with his jobs," Toadstool sighed. Then she giggled, "Hey, maybe we could get a wish from the Triforce pieces for a boyfriend?"
"As in we each get a boyfriend or share him?" Samus asked.
"Let's go check with the Triforce of Wisdom," Zelda answered.
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"If you three gather the two other Triforce pieces, then together, we can grant one wish for all of you," the Triforce of Wisdom answered.
"So... one boyfriend for each gal or one we have to share? Samus asked.
"You would have to share, but love can never be divided, only added to," the Triforce of Wisdom answered.
"Great..." Samus muttered.
"Wait, I thought the only other Triforce piece was the Triforce of Power?" Zelda asked.
"The Third is the Triforce of Courage. They sleep at the Great Palace," The Triforce of Wisdom answered. "To enter the Great Palace, one has to destroy the six evil palaces,"
"So... Let's get to-" Zelda began.
"I have a few magic potions that can create magic doors to sneak past anything!" Toadstool said with a smile.
"Where's the Triforce of Power?" Samus asked.
"With Ganon, deep in the underworld," Zelda answered.
"Let me get my powersuit and I'll not only get the Triforce of power, but end Ganon's life," Samus answered.
Zelda sighed.
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Barely a day later, Toadstool and Samus returned with the Triforce pieces of Courage and Power....Though Samus also returned with what appeared to be Ganon's skull.
"Once I'm out of this, let's get to work!" Samus said as she began to get out of her Powersuit.
Once all three ladies were ready, they each held up the three pieces of the Triforces and said, "We wish for a boyfriend, one that we could love to our hearts fullest!"
The three Triforce pieces all glowed bright enough to temporary blind the three ladies.
Once they were able to see, they saw the figure of a male float between them before the figure laid on the ground.
"Where am I? Last thing I remember was getting ready to play a game," You muttered as you sat up.
"Who are you, cutie?" Zelda asked.
"I'm Will," You answered before you looked around. You were...
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