Eventually, you come across another branching path. Great. You had been a little reckless last time; this time, you had to really think about your decision before you chose which path to take. Luckily, Putrina’s annoying voice was there to blithely chip in over the radio, hurting your ears somewhat.
The robot shines its spotlight on the hallway to the left, which was simply blocked by a huge concrete wall, complete with a big, metal sliding door. There was a huge, oddly-shaped keyhole, that didn’t look possible to pick. Next to it, there was a big, square hole in the ground that seemed to lead down into complete darkness, Silent Hill style.
“Bet you’re wondering how to open that door, huh? Well, the key is hidden away somewhere in here; a pit stuffed with 1,000 kilos worth of sweaty ol’ gym socks… all donated by members of our lovely audience! Yep! It’ll be like finding a key in a stinky, stinky haystack,” she laughs. “Careful, though! The last guy who crawled in there… well, the stench sorta drove him nuts. We still haven’t been able to convince him to come out. All things considered, he’s probably deranged, unpredictable, and extremely smelly. So… watch out for that!”
The robot turns to shine its light on the hallway to the right. There, you beheld a huge, fancy monastery-looking building, with all sorts of magical trinkets and artifacts. On the roof, there was a big sign showing an ancient-looking old fox man, with squinting eyes and a big bushy beard, surrounded by unbelievably busty anthro women of all shapes and sizes writhing on the ground in orgasmic bliss. In big red letters, it read; Behold the might of Aqazohr, the Sex Wizard!
“You think that sounds difficult? Well, wait till you see what the amazing Aqazohr can do! Our resident warlock is a mystical kama sutra known throughout the lands! Not only is the very air in his monastery a potent psychic aphrodisiac, but with his telekinetic powers, he can overwhelm you with pleasure without even lifting a finger!” She explains. “If you don’t think you can handle all that, you can try just knocking him out. Sure, he’s physically weak… but if you lay a finger on him, you’ll awaken his golems! And trust me when I say that, if one of his golems gets their hands on you, you’ll be walking funny for a week!”
You stand there for a moment, considering your options carefully. Both of them sounded… absolutely awful, to be honest. There was no turning back now, though, so you had to pick the one that was least likely to humiliate you. Eventually, Putrina starts bitching at you to hurry up, so you’re forced to choose...
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