Although outwardly he was the very image of a regal ruler, Naruto was an inward mess, trying to figure out what the heck was going on. Literally everything made no sense now, any knowledge of the world he had was now wrong, and apparently he was basically the god of the village now... What to do, he thought as he looked down at the giggling girls. 'Ah ha!' He mentally snapped an idea coming to mind.
Taking a deep breath to try to get his most authoritative voice, he commanded, "Both of you attending Sakura-chan, leave at once." He ordered the shinobi accompanying Sakura, who bowed at once. They looked familiar, but he couldn't place the faces right now. After they left, all of the girls had immediately stood at attention, Naruto barely repressing a grin as he noticed the blushes and suppressed smiles on their face.
"Now, I have a test for you three." Naruto began, each of the three nodding their heads so fast he was sure they were gonna dislocate their necks. "Now, to find out how much you three er, honor me, tell me the story of my rise to power, and of my er, glory."
Sakura and Ino both opened their mouths to speak, but Hinata blurted out, her eyes brimming with excitement. "Kyuubi-sama was born roughly 17 years ago, the progeny of the previous Kyuubi, the prestigious Lady Kurama Kushina. That same day, a masked man dared to try to defy the gods and attempted to control her, but with the aid of her high priest, and Hokage of the village, Lord Minato, he was stopped, but sadly, not before Lady Kushina died from her injuries, and Lord Minato was gravely wounded." She stammered out before taking a deep breath, having said it so fast Naruto barely heard it all.
Before she could continue, Sakura interrupted, "Sadly Lord Hokage died of his injuries some time after, and you came to be raised by us in the temple. Although raised isn't the best term for it, mainly the Hokages of the village helped guide you, while we attended to you. The sacred duty of being the Kyuubi's attendants and bodyguards have been passed down our family for generations, and we in part were raised at a young age to prepare for this duty, sometimes even the attendants even being raised alongside their Kyuubi." Before she could continue, she was interrupted.
"The 9 Sacred Tailed Beasts rule over the Elemental Nations, and are always honored with a festival, and the adoration of their people gives them more and more power. The more favored the Biju, the more powerful they grow! So Kyuubi-sama's always growing too! He used to be as big as us, but now he's grown bigger and bigger!! Every Kyuubi Festival he gains in power, and when he's ready... He, he" Ino interrupted, suddenly stammering out as she started blushing, all three of them actually.
"Go on finish-ttebayo!" Naruto urged on, silently wondering if his verbal tick was common in this timeline.
"Eep! Kyuubi-sama's excited! When he's ready, Kyuubi-sama can choose a wife, and as he has nine tails, he's entitled to 9 wives!" Naruto blushed at that fact, and noticed that they were all blushing too, as he tried to comprehend everything. So he was a god, he was built like a blonde adonis, and suddenly every girl he'd ever been friends with wanted to serve him. He looked in the mirror as his tails regally swished behind him, even as his ears twitched. What the heck was going on!!!
'Agh, what the heck am I gonna do!' He thought, trying to figure out what he was gonna do. He sure didn't know much about dignity, heck, he was pretty sure his current state made sure that ship had sailed, capsized, and blown up. "Er... well, I suppose if you insist..." Naruto muttered, somewhat unsure how to act, as all of them seemed to take a step forward.
"Er.... It has been so long since I've known good pleasure, and uh... the first one to make me achieve release will be royally rewarded, uh, with the honor of being my first wife." Their eyes were shining as he reached down to his member, grabbing the three foot soft log hanging from his groin. "So... who wants it?