Stan looks nervously from Dr. Zorno to Dr. Kate. He's more than a little unnerved by their unspoken proposal, "If you guys don't mind, I think I'm going to sit this one out."
"Don't look so worried." Dr. Zorno tries to reassure him, "We've worked all the kinks out of the lotion, it's sure to work this time."
Stan raises an eyebrow, "... This time?"
"Um... To be honest, we've had some less than satisfactory results up to this point." Dr. Kate admits.
"Could you elaborate?" Stan asks.
"Well," Dr. Zorno starts, "our first two test subjects didn't exactly come out alive and kicking."
"They were completely reduced to shit." Dr. Kate laments, "the lotion does leave a tangy sweet aftertaste on the tongue though. So I suppose, in a sense, it wasn't a complete failure."
"Yes, the flavoring is very good. Unfortunately we're scientists, not chefs." Dr. Zorno sighs.
"Maybe we should switch professions?" D. Kate suggests. The two scientists share a hearty laugh as Stan roles his eyes, "So what makes you think it'll work this time, if so far all you've been able to do is produce a palatable lotion?"
"It didn't end there." Dr. Zorno explains, "we made some real progress before we applied the lotion to our third guinea p- volunteer." He corrects himself, "The lotion completely protected her skin. She came out looking perfect."
"Really?! That's amazing!" Stan gapes.
"... Unfortunately." Dr. Kate butts in, "It didn't protect her insides. Digestive juices and bile managed to get into her through the mouth and vulva. The results weren't pretty, and neither was the smell."
"Yes, when she came out my backside I was very pleased with her consistency." Dr. Zorno elaborates, "She didn't squirt out, or emerge as separate droppings, but slid out as one dry, solid entity."
"That was real progress, groundbreaking even." Dr. Kate adds.
"We realized something was wrong when we tried to congratulated her, however. Dr. Kate gave her a pat on the back and stool started flowing out of her eye-sockets. As it turns out, the lotion protected her epidermis, but it couldn't protect her insides. All her vital organs had been reduced to feces."
"Not what we were hoping for. Very unfortunate. On the bright side though, I heard the medical school we sent her to accumulated a lot of useful data after examining her. Not too surprising, she was a very unusual specimen after all."
"Yes, there's always that." Dr. Zorno agrees.
"So what's going to stop the same thing from happening to me?" Stan asks, still nervous as hell.
"Like I said, we've remodeled the lotion. It will seep in, and have more of a protective effect." Dr. Kate claims.
Dr. Zorno nods, "Yes, it should protect the interior as well as the exterior... That's the theory anyway. Just try not to swallow any bile, just in case."
Stan sighs and closes his eyes. He rubs his temple furiously. What should he do? The paycheck for this job had to be huge, and both of the doctors were incredibly intelligent. If they said the lotion worked, it probably would, right?
"All right, I'm in."
The two doctors smile, "You made the right decision." Dr. Zorno pats him on the back, "Now lets get you out of those clothes and apply the lotion."
The next half hour the lotion is liberally applied to his body by the two doctors. The giant dragon kneads it into his shoulders while the 'mouth' monster, Dr. Kate, massages it into his hindquarters. Squirting a large glob of the lotion into her right hand, she grabs ahold of his member. It comes alive instantly. She begins to jerk him off at a furious pace while, somehow, never losing her straight face.
"D- Dr. Kate?"
"This is one of your more sensitive areas, is it not? It should probably have more lotion rubbed into it than other areas." She responds in a cool, professional voice.
"I- ... I couldn't agree with you more." Stan sighs.
Dr. Kate moves her face to the right as a small spurt of semen erupts from Stan's boner. She then moves her spry fingers to his ball-sack. She cups it in her hands and begins kneading it. The two monsters continue applying the lotion until Stan is giving off a shiny gleam from the balls of his feet to the tip of his hair. Stan gives his glazed arm a lick. Hey, they're right! It does taste tangy!
"I'll explain what's going to happen as you travel through your eater's gastrointestinal tract." The large dragon says to Stan, "You're going to ingested, swallowed whole and alive. You'll travel down to the stomach where you'll be basted in a number of nasty fluids intent on breaking you around. The stomach will get pretty hot, and you'll be churned and tossed around for several hours. Eventually you'll be sucked into the small intestines. Things will get pretty damn tight but you'll manage. The intestines will also try to break down your proteins but, if you made it through the stomach unscathed, you should be fine. After snaking your way through the small intestines you'll be thrust into the colon. Things will get a bit roomier. Just sit tight and you'll wind up in your eater's rectum. You'll eventually be shat out perfectly fine, though you'll probably need a shower... or two... or three."
"All right, that was probably more information than I needed to know. So, which of you will be eating me?"
"Oh, neither of us." Dr. Kate replies.
"Huh?" Stan asks
The two doctors gently grip Stan's shoulders and march him off towards a test room within their lab.
"We're just observing this time." She explains, opening up the door to the white test room. It's a large room, all white, except for a long panel of glass, most likely a one way window. In the center of the room is a large platter.
"Have a seat and we'll send the other volunteer in to meet you." Dr. Zorno explains.
Stan shrugs, "All right." The two doctors leave as Stan sits his basted ass down in the center of the platter. He feels a bit exposed sitting their naked, buttered up like a christmas ham, but he's also a bit excited. He might be the first human to ever survive a journey through a monster! In just a few minutes someone someone is going to show up and devour him, alive. He feels the stirring of an erection as the door opens.
It seems he's going to be eaten by