It was a peaceful lazy friday and you decided to go camping in the woods. Along the way, you passed a sign that you couldn't read very clearly due to the moss that was growing all over it. You try to make out the writing but it was in some kind of language that you didn't understand, so you shrugged your shoulders and walked away. All you saw near the sign were what looked like rabbit tracks and then you see some wild carrots. You pick one and then you look in surprise because the carrot looks normal from the outside but underneath the ground, it is striped purple, green and yellow. "Huh," you say. "It must be some kind of hybrid plant." You walk away, not paying any heed to what you had discovered. After that, the entire day goes along peacefully. To your delight, you only see rabbits and they don't even bother giving you a second thought as you pitch your tent and then later set up campfire. It is a rather uneventful camping trip and after the campfire dinner, you decide to turn in.
But the night soon proves itself to be a lot more eventful than the day because things start to get rather weird. You hear a strange jumping sound that awakens you from your tent. You look around and see nothing but the forest around you and some mushrooms that appear to be growing on the ground near your sleeping bag. You look to your watch and see that it's only 2:00 a.m. You then hear a strange whistling sound and gasp as you get up and run out of the tent to see that there is a strange red light coming from the woods. You grumble and then grab your flashlight. "Why did I decide to go camping this weekend?" you ask yourself. You walk closer and closer into the woods and see that the light appears to be coming from fluorescent mushrooms in the shape of what appears to be a fairy ring. "Huh," you say. "Just some mushrooms. Wait. That's a rather big fairy ring."
You walk closer to investigate and in the center of the mushrooms there is what looks like a huge hole in the ground. "What is this?" you ask. "It looks like a rabbit hole but it's way too big to be any rabbit I know." You bend down to take a closer look and the ground then starts to give in underneath you as you let out a loud scream and drop your flashlight as it shatters. You plummet deep into the ground but then you start to fall slowly and look around to see more of those strange mushrooms glowing in the walls. You then see what look like gears wedged into the walls of the dirt and strange paintings, one of which even depicts what looks like the Mona Lisa but made out of checkers and with what look like rabbit ears. "Huh?" you ask.
As you continue to fall, you see stairways that seem to lead to nowhere and some stairways seem to even be upside down. You then pass by platforms with chairs and tables that are as big as castles and then you finally land on a checkered floor and look around. From the looks of it, you landed in the middle of a hallway filled with strange horticulture sculptures decorated with flowers in every color of the rainbow. "Okay," you say to yourself. "This camping trip just got weird."
It was about to get weirder because at that moment, there is a loud thunderous earthquake that knocks you on your feet. "What the?!" There is then another earthquake and another, each one more enormous and loud than the last. The pattern in which the earthquakes take place makes you for a second believe that the earthquakes were bouncing, but that couldn't be possible could it. Then, you see a large shadow cast over you but before you can say anything about the shadow, something enormous lands in front of you with the biggest quake yet.
Once the dust clears, you look up and see something that amazes you. It was an enormous white rabbit that stood 800ft tall. This rabbit was very fat and plump, especially in the stomach and in the behind and the rabbit's big and round cotton tail was the same size as a wrecking ball. Then you look closer and see that this is a female white rabbit and the giant bunny has a human-like shape. She has long blonde hair that is worn in a large regal looking bun, a large ruffled collar and a blue vest with checkered lines at the sides with buttons that are shaped like hearts, much like the rubies in the tiara she was wearing. "That's a big rabbit." You think to yourself.
The rabbit then twitches her whiskers and then looks down at you with a scowl. "You're late." She says. You gasp. "She talked?!" The rabbit puts her hands on her hips and taps one of her large car crushing feet, creating small quakes as she continues to glare down at you. "Do not change the subject, human. I expected you here an hour ago. One must not keep one's mistress waiting." "Mistress?" you ask. The rabbit then starts to turn around and you see her enormous tail right in front of you. You begin to wonder why she was wearing a vest but not bothering with pants?
"You must be punished for disobedience, one hour under my posterior should suffice." You let out a yell and try to run but in a second the bunny giantess sits right down on you and all you can see is her white fur as you grumble and she smirks and makes herself comfortable as she drinks a cup of tea. You could tell this crazy night was only getting started.