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What happens after the pouch has taken its revenge and the cameras stop rolling? |
This story is based on the Disrespectoids adverts produced by Capri-Sun in which a series of children are brutally punished for disrespecting the pouch in some way. The perpetrating kid would be transformed in some way, some worse than others. This story explores what happens after the commercial ends, when the child has to go back to living their life - if they're still able to. The framing device is a support group for parents whose children have been affected by the pouch's wrath. They share their experiences and how their lives and their kids have been affected by the transformation. Please stick with the established Disrespectoids characters and stick with the way they were portrayed in the adverts rather than the cartoon show that ran briefly. The cast includes: Bobblehead Fred - His head is turned into a giant bobblehead. His body remains unaffected but motionless and he doesn't seem able to respond to his surroundings. Leaky Louie - Has dozens of holes all over his body. Whenever he drinks, the liquid sprays out from each orifice. Whoopee Cushner - Has her entire body turn into pink plastic and her feet and arms are turned into whoopee cushions, causing her to make fart noises whenever she walks or touches anything. Chuck The Clucker - Has his lbody beneath the waist turn into a chickens body. Boing Boing Betty - Turned into a playground toy, with her upper body an inanimate replica of her human self and her legs replaced with a big spring. Handlebar Harry - Turned into a tricycle with his feet and arms attached to the wheels. Balloona Luna - Turned into a balloon animal version of her human self. Last seen floating away into the sky. Chewie Stewie - Turned into a dog's chew toy. Last seen carried off in a dog's mouth. Sandy Mandy - Turned into a sand statue version of herself. Last seen standing motionless on the beach, her arm falling off due to a passing wave. Slow Moe - Turned into a turtle with his normal human head. BobbySue Joiner - Brother and sister joined back to back. The last ones have three possible punishments enacted on them: Pancake Peggy - Her body is flattened entirely, except her head, hands and feet. She does not seem to be able to move on her own. Pop Goes The Peggy - Her head is replaced with a steering wheel. When something touches her, the airbag deploys, which shows her shocked face. Pylon Peggy - She is transformed into an animate pylon, with her sneaker-clad feet sticking out one end, and her shrunken head in the other. Her hair has been turned into a giant spike and she seems to be able to move with some difficulty. Deltoid Donny - His torso has been cartoonishly muscular, to the point that he can barely move his arms or bend over. Upside Don - His legs and arms switch place. Donald Dumbbell - His body turns into a giant, cooked turkey with his normal human head. Last seen saying "gobble gobble". Sousaphone Simon - His upper body is replaced with a sousaphone, with his head stuck in the top section. Simon Squeezebox - His body turns into an accordion with his human head attached to one end. He can move like a caterpilar but with great difficulty. Cymbal SImon - He's turned into an inanimate cymbal-bearing toy which looks like his human self. He is last seen falling of a bench, apparently unable to control his own playing. |