Cartman, with a digusted look on his face, observes the McCormicks whom he was sitting between. "THIS IS BULLCRAP!"
"Grab me a bear son" Stuart McCormick says. Cartman ignored his "father".
"Out of all the assholes my mother could of #^%$, she just had to choose the poor people!" yells Cartman.
"I didn't even recall that night" Stuart says
"Now now honey, I've already forgiven you for drinking all the beer that night" Carol tells her husband. She was not one bit phased by the revelation that Cartman was Stuart's illegitimate son. Speaking of which "now Eric, since your momma don't want you no more, you can be our new Kenny" she tells Cartman, shoving an orange parka over the fat boy.
Kevin McCormick scoots away from Cartman.
Karen tries to scoot in closer.
"Uhh, get your poor people germs away from me" Cartman yells. This makes the little girl cry.
Neither Staurt or Carol take notice of their youngest crying. "Ok now seriously get me another beer Kenny" Stuart says.
"I AM NOT KENNY GODDAMMIT!" Cartman yells, jumping off the couch (which his fat body had broken). "SCREE YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME"
Cartman storms out of the McCormick "house", making his way to his home. He crosses the street, but if he had time to look both ways he would have noticed -
The force of the car slams Cartman all the way to the school, where his body smashes against the building. All of a sudden all that remains are pieces of the body.
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" screams Stan
"YOU BASTAR - hey wait" Kyle turns the mass over "nevermind dude, it's Cartman"
"Oh" Stan replies
The two aren't one bit sad about the death of Cartman.
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