Did this have to make this campus so BIG! I thought to myself as I stood in line for a little bite in the main cafe. So many things to do all in one day, and my big ole legs are tired from hauling my big ole gut and ass around.
But, at least all these 'necessaries' are done, and I don't have to think about the bookstore or the lineups at the Registrar's office again! And, I've discovered where to get food on campus - everywhere!
No wonder Stuffington has a such a good rep - this place is just bursting with food!
And speaking of bursting, not a few of the other students seem to be bursting out of their clothes, just like little ole me. The big buck in front of me in the line for the cafe is a case in point - those cargo shorts probably fit him at some point in the past, but now, with that huge rump and those oil barrel thighs, they are just hanging on for dear life. I bet if he jumped in the air all the seams would rupture at once - not that he's likely to jump, he's at least as fat as me! His girlfriend - at least I assume she is, she has her hands all over him - seems entranced with his bulk.
I grab a little snack - half a pizza, couple of burgers, couple of servings of lasagna - and drop my tired ass on a hefty bench at an equally hefty table. The cafe swirls with folks of all colours and sizes,
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