Our story begins at the law firm of Rowling and Rourke. It was a slow day and Yasmin Rourke, one of the two lawyers in charge of the firm was bored out of her mind and tossing pencils into the ceiling as her partner, Kate Rowling was speaking with a client. Of course, Yasmin and Rourke were not ordinary lawyers. They were giant version of the monsters of folklore. Yasmin was a rather chubby 1200ft long and 900ft high gorgon with flying snakes for hair and a flying snake’s tail where her legs should be. Being a gorgon, she had to wear a pair of round turquoise-colored sunglasses to prevent herself from turning people into stone.
Kate was a 1200ft tall harpy resembling an anthropomorphic archaeopteryx with a large beak filled with sharp teeth, pointed leather ears, long blonde hair and feathers arranged in a plumage of red, black, blue, green, pink, gold, cyan, gray, violet and silver. Body shape-wise, Kate was very fat with a large rear and E-cup breasts. Like Yasmin, she always wore a pair of dark glasses, though that was more to do with the fact that she was near-sighted. Despite originating from the Monster World, the two of them had a law firm in San Francisco. It was placed near Alcatraz so the giant women wouldn’t accidentally cause any harm to the big city. Kate at that moment was staring down at a client who seemed intimidated at the ancient bird woman’s gaze.
“Well,” said the human young man looking up at the skyscraper-sized harpy. “How can I put this, Mrs. Rowling. She slipped on a leaf that was on my porch and is threatening to sue.” “Was she injured?” “Well... no.” The client said. Kate let out a sigh. “People seem to think of us lawyers as a means of extortion. Don’t worry. I’d swear on my grandmother’s teeth that there’s no way you can lose.” Yasmin looked ahead to take a peak at the conversation and had to fight back drool. Yasmin had trouble around humans because she used to eat them. She had recently given them up because it would endanger their law firm otherwise. It was easy for Kate not to eat humans. She never started in the first place for one. For another, Kate was married to a human. In fact, she and her husband, Jake, had a human son. By some genetic fluke, the harpy woman gave birth to a male offspring. The reason Rick turned out to be human was because harpies were an exclusively female race.
Yasmin let out a hiss and then started to slither towards the door before Kate noticed her. “Yasmin?” asked Kate. “Where are you going?” Yasmin gave a hiss. “I’m on break, Kate. See you in a while.” “Just be careful, Yasmin. San Fran isn’t exactly built for girls our size.” Yasmin nodded her head and then slithered through the ocean, looking at San Francisco. “Now that’s what I call a buffet,” thought the gorgon giantess to herself as her hair hissed. “No! Those days are over. No more eating humans. Ugh. How does Kate stay so sane and fat? There isn’t much in the human world that’s particularly filling to giant-sized monsters like us.” Yasmin pouted to herself but then she caught wind of something.
“What is that delicious smell?” asked the gorgon giantess. Yasmin followed the scent to see what looked like a houseboat modified into a restaurant. Yasmin licked her lips and looked in surprise to see that on the deck there appeared to be a hamburger that was big enough for a monster like her. “Huh?” she asked. Before Yasmin could question why there was a monster-sized burger, she heard a strange sound like that of a harpsichord and for some reason, it drove her further towards the burger and she picked it up and bit into it. The taste of the burger was so intense that Yasmin couldn’t help but finish it. “Yum!” she yelled.
In the main cabin of the boat, there was a man giving a smirk as another man in a mask was playing a harpsichord. Next to the grill was a tank labeled “Primordial Ooze”. The cook gave an evil laugh. “This giant freaks are too easy,” he said. “This scam is about to pay off big time.” With that, the cook walked out to meet with the eatery’s new gorgon customer. As Yasmin finished the burger, she looked down in surprise at the cook. “Welcome to Titan Burger,” the man said. “The first restaurant in the human world to cater to giant monsters.”
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