Stacy's boyfriend Frank stood up, wanting to volunteer in the doctor's experiment. Frank was a star baseball player at the same school Stacy went to. He was 6'4" and had strong muscles, and he and Stacy had been dating for two and a half years.
"Frank, are you sure about this?" Stacy's mother asked him.
"I am 110% sure about this," Frank said.
"OK, then," the doctor said. "Anyone object?" Everyone just accepted Frank's decision. "Well, then, follow me, Frank."
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Hours later...
Stacy woke up, seeing the doctor's face.
"Good morning, dear," the doctor said.
"What- what happened?" Stacy said. "Why am I in the hospital?"
"You were run over by a car."
"Oh, now I remember. Which of my parts did the collision hurt?"
"Oh, your entire body except your head."
"My entire body? But I'm a cheerleader!"
"Oh, don't worry. We managed to transplant your head onto one of your friends' bodies."
"You- you doctors can do that now?"
"Yes, it's a new advancement in medical science."
"OK, so whose body did you transfer my head onto?"
"Hey, Stacy," Stacy heard her boyfriend say.
"Frank!" Stacy said, turning her head. "What are you doing in this hospital bed with me? Did you get hit by that car?"
"Far from it," Frank said.
"But why are you in this bed with-" Suddenly it came to Stacy. She pulled the sheet covering her body to notice that... her head was on Frank's body! "Oh, my gosh! We're conjoined!"
"Your boyfriend was the only one willing to be involved in this," the doctor said.
"This... is definitely going to ruin my cheer-leading streak."
"Don't worry," Frank said, giving Stacy a little peck on her cheek. "We will make it work."
"Yeah, I guess I'll have to get used to having a male body."
"Come on, let's go meet with the folks so they'll see that you're okay."
"Yeah, they'll be happy to know I'm still alive."
Frank and Stacy then got out of bed and walked to their loved ones.
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The next day...