“Our specials today include a lobster tail—“
PPPHHRRRAAAAPPPSSSHHHTTT!!! Lisa stared in open mouth disgust as Jessi went red in embarrassment, before remembering that she now had a boyfriend who “didn’t mind”… FRRAAAPPPPTTT!!! Kyle cringed as he was forced to feel the noxious air flow over his hand and arm once again, this time the hot air also assaulted his leg and lap out the bottom of the skirt. “I’ll like, just have one of everything on the menu! What about you, KyKy?”
The waitress, doing her best to ignore the smell wafting from Jessi, looked at Kyle with an “is she serious?” expression. All Kyle could do was smile apologetically. “Jessi, how are you going to pay for all of that?”
“Oh, hehe, no worries! GramGram gave me billions when she passed away, and having such a cozy apartment means I can use it all on food and clothes and just like, stuff! PRRAPTT! Hehe, ‘scuse me.”
“I guess I’ll have a pound of king crab then…”
Lisa had been about 2 seconds from telling this disgusting behemoth and her boy-toy to piss off just to get away from the smell, but upon hearing about her inheritance, she seemed willing to put up with it in hopes of a sizeable tip. “Well Ma’am, our policy is to pre-charge for such… “expansive” orders.”
“Oh, okeydokey! PRRAPT!” She ground her ass all over Kyle’s lap as she reached for her credit card, which consequentially released all of the stink that had stayed trapped in her cheeks, subjecting both Kyle and Lisa to an especially raunchy plume of gas as she handed over her card. Lisa quickly ran away, leaving Kyle to wish he had such a luxury.
When she returned, holding her breath as best she could as she handed over the bill, she promised the food would be out right away as it was prepared, apparently just as Jessi had hoped. Jessi barely even looked at the bill that was hundreds upon hundreds of dollars, quickly writing in a tip and signing before putting the bill at the far end of the table until the end of the meal. “Is 3 dollars too much for a tip? I never know what to give them. FRRRAAAPPPTTT!!!” Kyle felt bad for the waitress but stayed silent, not up to trying to explain to Jessi why 3 dollars was not only not too much, but nowhere near enough.
Jessi happily bounced, shifted, and grinded Kyle’s lap and arm as she waited, Kyle doing his best to enjoy this “date”. It wasn’t as if some part of him didn’t enjoy the grinding, but that part of him was mostly overpowered by his nose hairs burning and getting his hand a lap air blasted with butt gas. “Hehehe, I like, totally loooove seafood! The doctor says I’m like intolerant to it, but that’s what he says about dairy too, and all that does is make me need to go to the bathroom a lot!”
Kyle wanted to cry at this point, trying once again to pull out his arm and only getting a SSPPPRRRAAASSSHHHTT!!! in response as the waitress brought out Kyle’s king crab and Jessi’s first few orders. It was slow going for Kyle trying to eat the crab with only one free hand, but Jessi dove into the garlic butter-dripping shrimp, crab, and lobster face and chest first. Chewing blatantly with her mouth open and smearing her face with the dripping butter, she also managed to dribble bits of half chewed food particles and even more butter all over her cleavage, even staining her already tortured shirt. As she tore into plate after plate, Kyle could only stare in sick awe as Jessi talked continuously, spraying him with almost as much food particles as her breasts and face. Eating so fast, Jessi soon started having gas out of both ends now, and of course she always seemed to be turned to talk to Kyle just as she ripped a massive—BBRRROOOPPPPTT!!! –belch, followed quickly by chain after chain of farts. SSPPPRRROOOOPPPTTT!!! SPPPRRRAAAAASSHHHHTTTT!!! BBBUUURRRRRPPPP!!! FFFFRRRRRPPPTTTT!!!
Towards the end of Jessi’s hours-long binge, Kyle was mortified to find that though her farts were getting less loud (even as her belches got louder), they were becoming much hotter, and even… wetter. BRRROMMPP!!! FFssssstttttpoppopflrt... "Oooh, KyKy, my tummy like… really hurts…” Kyle yanked and tugged again in panic, but was still unsuccessful at pulling out his arm. “Oooh… KyKy, sorry, tickling isn’t a good thing right now… I wouldn’t…” SsppppprrrssshhhhsssSPLARSH!!! “Oopsie… Need to go potty.” Kyle could definitely confirm this as to his disgust, he could feel shit from her shart splattered in between his fingers, causing him to fight both hurling and crying as she scooted out of the seat and dragged him jostling and jiggling with her to the bathroom.
Towing him into the girls’ bathroom, Jessi paused at the first of three stalls, just noticing that Kyle was still with her, surprise knocking loose another juicier shart. SSPPLOORRT!!! “KyKy, what are you…? I mean, like, after this morning… I mean, you’re still like, okay with coming in here with me?” Kyle opened his mouth to finally explain the real reason why he’d been “feeling up” her ass all day, but wasn’t quick enough. “Ohmygoshyou’rethebesteverIcan’tbelieveI’msoliketotallylucky!!! Hehehe! I absolutely hate using public bathrooms normally, it’s so weird, but with you here for me I won’t hold back!!!” SSPPPPRRRAAAASSSHHHTTT!!!
Suddenly remembering her urgent business, Jessi turned and shimmied her ass into the small cubicle, pushing Kyle with her ass until he was standing next to the toilet, trapped by her bulk. With surprising ease, Jessi yanked down her skirt, her ass exploding out of its shoddy prison. Happily this released Kyle’s arm, but he could have done without the shart spray that coated a good portion of it. Luckily he could just barely reach the toilet paper around Jessi, and spent his time trapped getting as much off of it as he could as Jessi wiggled her ass onto the seat with a sweaty squish.
FFRRRAAAAPPPPTTT!!! SSPPPRRRROOMMMFFFTTT!!! FFFFRRRRSSSHHHHHHTTTT!!! Jessi sighed in relief and bent forward slightly, both releasing the stench and showing off her jiggly, stinky ass in all its glory and giving Kyle no escape. Like a car accident, Kyle couldn’t look away even as he nearly hurled in disgust as Jessi pushed. A sick crackling noise could be heard as Kyle watched the biggest log he had ever seen snake its way out from Jessi’s bulbous cheeks, showing no signs of stopping as it hit the water and started coiling around the bowl. Like some sick anaconda, the log continued to coil round and round, filling the bowl more and more until it was running out of room. Luckily, with one last giant push and a SSSSPPPPRRRAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTT!!! Jessi squeezed off the log and scooted forward to start wiping, the end of the log actually sticking up out of the overfull toilet.
Kyle was forced to endure the smell as well as the sight of the log and her ass, not being able to tear his eyes away from her “magnetic” butt as she prepared to wipe. Taking up the rest of the toilet paper in the cubicle in a giant wad, Kyle was at least happy that it was all over as he added the toilet paper he had used on his arm onto the massive log.
“Aaahhh, that’s like, soooo much better. I’m glad that was all though, usually I—Oooh… ‘Spoke to soon.” Kyle at first was mortified that she could minimize her massive log with a “that was all”, and even more-so as she suddenly got up, tossed the unused toilet paper on the floor, and grabbed his hand, pushing him into the next stall as she shimmied her way in and trapped him once again. “I’m like, soooo glad you’re here, KyKy! Usually I’d be like so totally embarrassed about this. Hehehe. SSSPPPLLLOOOORRRPPPPTTTT!!! ‘Scuse me.”
Kyle plugged his nose the best he could as Jessi bent to show off her ass once again. He almost regretted plugging his nose as Jessi pushed again, this time pushing out slimy logs and turds that spurted out and splashed into the toilet bowl like a slow machine gun, the smell so strong and pungent that with his nose plugged he could practically taste it. Sickly water back-splashed out of the toilet and sprinkled the back of it, more than a few splashes getting onto Kyle’s shoes he had so recently avoided getting dirty.
Soon the splashes turned to sickening plops as the water was overpowered by the mucky waste, and with no signs of stopping, Jessi continued to inhumanly expel the slimy shit, more of it than any human should be able to produce at one time. Kyle watched in horror as the toilet started to fill up once again, Jessi only stopping as the toilet was filled to overflowing. Kyle sighed in relief too early, as Jessi pushed one last time with a mighty mmmphhhPPRRRAAAASSSHHHHHTTTT!!! A giant wad of the sickly shit blasted into the bowl like a comet, splattering slimy spatter all over the back of the toilet and right onto the bottom of Kyle’s pants and all over his shoes.
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