This choice: "If he is gonna be such a little snot, why not make him eat some?" • Go Back...Chapter #4"If he is gonna be such a little snot, why ... by: IssunMikey "If he is gonna be such a little snot, why not make him eat some?" the lead boy asked.
"Good idea, but how?" One of the other boys said, then the older boys all thought about that, occasionally kicking Naruto in the ribs.
"Hey guys, if my memory serves me well, but didn't this little snot say that, 'he was going to be hokage someday?'" the boy with brown hair and green eyes asked.
"Yeah, but why bring that up, Fauru?" One of his friends said.
"Well I know a jutsu that's gonna literally 'Change' that to an impossible goal for him."
Fauru's friends, and even Naruto, looked up at him confused until they saw Fauru begin a series of hand signs and then his all five of his fingers on his right hand were alit with a white flames and walked up to the downed Naruto and viciously slammed his hand onto where his heart was yelling, "SEAL!" And the other boys all saw Naruto was now rapidly shrinking deep into his clothes.
When it finally stopped and they were looking at Naruto's clothes on the ground, Fauru smirked and said, "I just made him 1/16th to 1/8th of an inch. The size of a flea."
His friends then laughed, as far as they were concerned, that was fitting for the pest.
Seeing the pile of clothes, Fauru got another nasty idea as he then said, "Say...before we make him eat snot, how about we show the little shit what happens to bugs since he'll have to get used to it from now on?!"
"Yeah!" The other boys all cheered, before all four of them started stomping on the pile of clothing, laughing as they did so.
After an hour, they got off and shook the clothes and, to their amusment, something tiny and very hurt fell out and landed on the ground in front of their sandaled feet. It was Naruto, though now naked and in pain from the boys constant stomping on his clothes, he tried to get away, but the clothes blocked his way and before he knew it, he felt the stomping from the group of boys' sandals constantly stomping in hope to harm him.
Before Fauru and his friends could continue, they heard his little sister, Jiri, call him, "Fauru! Fauru! Momma said it's time to come home now!" Then she began to sneeze violently, as she had a real bad cold.
Fauru and his friends looked at each other and then at the flea-sized and naked four year old Uzumaki and smirked to each other in silent agreement as Fauru plucked Naruto and held him very close to his eye and smiled at the sight of Naruto attempting to escape from his index finger and thumb but couldn't make either budge and said to his friends, "Well boys, I believe this will be our 'little' secret, huh?"
His friends all nodded their heads and they each went their separate ways until Fauru still holding Naruto was left and he stuffed the flea sized Uzumaki into his pants pocket close to his butt and went to his sister.
Fauru looked around until he spotted a little four-year-old girl with strawberry blond hair, green eyes, and a pink bow in her hair. She wore a blue shirt and black shorts with blue sandals.
He smiled and went over to her.
"There you are, big brother." she said, then let out a sneeze.
"Sorry Jiri. But me and my friends were talking about guy stuff, and had something we had to take care of. We handled it, though. Now come on, you said it was time to go home now and it isn't a good idea to be outside when you're sick."
With that, the two siblings made their way home, the only sound between them was Jiri's sniffing from her cold. As they walked home, Fauru got an idea.
Getting home, Fauru got his sister on the living room couch and had her wait there.
"Sit right there, Jiri. I'll get you the allergy medicine, ok?" Fauru said, then made his way to the bathroom's medicine cabnit. He smirked after seeing nobody around, and quickly unscrewed the top off the bottle of nose spray before reaching into his back pocket and pulled out Naruto.
Holding the shrunken boy in front of his face, he sneered. "Hope you like the taste of my little sister's snot, cause that's all you're going to be eating for a very long time, you piece of flea shit."
Naruto's eyes widened, then he was falling. Falling for what felt to him like miles before he landed with a splash in the medicine, swimming to the surface, Naruto coughed and sputtered before looking up as a shadow blocked out the light from the opening.
Looking up, Naruto paled at the sight of Fauru looking down at him.
"Hope you had a good meal before I shrank you, flea boy. Cause that was the VERY last decent meal you're EVER going to have again, my little sister's snot will change you're taste for anything else!" He sneered, then quickly replaced and resealed the cap of the nose spray.
After that, Fauru then went back into the living room and sat on a cushion in front of the couch and said to Jiri, "Here you go Jiri, now hold still so I can spray it into you're nose."
Jiri nodded and sat very still as Fauru put the spray end of the medicine into her nose.
Meanwhile inside the nasal spray Naruto was trying to stay above the medicine and not drown in it, but it was so dark that he couldn't even see his hands in front of his face and then suddenly he was quickly pulled under the nasal medicine and pulled up through a long tube ato very fast speeds, as Fauru sprayed the nasal medicine into Jiri's right nostril, Naruto was then launched straight into a strange cave that felt squishy all around him, then his naked body shivered as he felt a strong wind pass him and then he flew even deeper into the cave as a another strong wind pushed him further.
This kept going on until Naruto was clinging onto a strange rope that was swaying in the breeze back and forth.
As this went on Naruto could hear Fauru's and what he could only guess was Fauru's sister's voices but yet he couldn't see them.
Meanwhile outside Jiri's nostril, Fauru asked his sister, "Well how do you feel Jiri?"
Jiri then said, "A little better, but now I feel like there's something inside my nose."
Fauru then said, "That must mean the nasal spray's already working. Say, it's getting late maybe we should turn in for the night."
"I couldn't agree with you more, son." Fauru's and Jiri's mother said with there father standing by her side as she continued, "It's already past you're bedtime Fauru, what were you and you're friends doing at this time of night?"
Then Fauru's father said, "Fauru, don't you still have an assignment from the academy about insect you need to turn in tomoorow?"
Fauru's eyes widened at the reminder but before he could do anything his mother said, "Fauru, you're grounded until you're grades improve, you are about a flea's size close to getting expelled from the academy and we payed good money to get you in there to become a shinobi! So until we see you're grades improve, you are not allowed to talk to you're friends, go to the park or any other things you like. Now go to bed!"
With a defeated sigh Fauru did as told and his mother looked at Jiri and said, "And YOU little lady are going straight back to bed this instant, you're supposed to be resting!"
As Jiri's mother dragged her back to bed Naruto was horrified at the fact that he was shrunken, naked and inside some girl's NOSE!
He attempted to run but Jiri's head was moved so her nose was pointing up and Naruto was now clinging to her nose hair so he wouldn't fall.
Seeing as he was stuck on the nose hair and couldn't climb out, he had no choice but to try and get some sleep as the breeze from Jiri's breathing through her nose lulled him to sleep.
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