As you consider what to use the sword on next, some jokester in a convertible goes by your house with his speakers on full blast… and what’s playing? Detachable penis by king missile.
Immediately the idea makes you burst out into a wide grin as your mind considers the possibilities. Stick a tennis ball to your crotch and you’d never need to worry about getting hit in the balls every again and could toss your junk around when you’re bored.
Or, what about a bicycle pump, how would that work? Hopefully it would allow you to enlarge your junk, you’re smack dab in the middle of average city after all.
Hell what about your RC Truck? Hmm… actually no… when you tried that with your head you could only roll it around on the ground… it didn’t float or anything so… how about your phone controlled drone instead? Flying detachable penis anyone?
Hmm… oh! What about a magnet or suction cup? Then you could stick your junk to things!
Or… maybe something else! You could sit here all day and think up things to do with your junk. Then again you could also just pick one of the things you’ve already thought of and use them instead. What do you do?
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