Selina opened her eyes, dazed and dizzy from what just happened. She felt her stomach, as it still felt bloated full of the garbage goop. She sat up, finding herself at a table, looking around and finding herself in what looked like a diner. It smelled of flatulence and burgergrease, as she tried to figure out what happened. She rested her bloated belly against the table as an obese waitress approached her. The waitress had long brunette hair and a uniform stained with grease and condiments.
"You okay, honey?" she said, "I found you passed out earlier in the alley. I mean, I usually find women passed out there all the time but you looked in bad shape..."
Selina didn't want to say what happened, worried about dealing with another backlash in an unfamiliar world.
"Y..yeah, I uh, got really tired..."
"Yeah, you don't look good. Tell you what, URRRRP!, I'll offer you free meals just for today. You do look mighty hungry,"
Selina didn't want to eat, but despite her pumped stomach, it growled loudly, even causing the waitress to laugh.
"See? I can tell you're starving. Here's a menu,"
Selina was surprised as what looked like a phone book was plopped in front of her.
"...This is your whole menu?" she asked.
"Oh no, I can show you the whole one if you want..."
"I uh, think this is fine, thanks,"
"Okay, just burp if you need me!"
The waitress waddled off, farting away and leaving Selina to deal with the gassy fumes. She looked through the large menu, and all she saw looked very unhealthy. Steaks covered in extra grease, triple burgers with bacon and cheese, shakes made out of hot dogs and ice cream, and so on.
"Sheesh, wouldn't a diet bar be enough of me," she thought. She wanted to leave immediately and find out what was going on. But she was also pretty hungry, and wouldn't mind a meal....
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