After taking a good look around the parking lot, Seb opened his car door and forced the upper half of his bulk in between the steering wheel and driver's seat. He took another look at the mysterious bottle and began to think about how the extra mass and weight will help him in his eating competitions. Lost in his thoughts he didn't notice someone slowly walking up behind him. Still oblivious Seb was just about to drop the bottle in a compartment when he heard a throat being cleared behind him. Seb shifted his body to see who was behind him but his view was blocked by his titanic ass. A knock on the passenger side window startled him and he quickly looked up to see his co-worker Mike smiling back at him.
"Better be glad I found you out here snacking instead of the foreman." Mike quipped as he straightened back up to face a rising Seb.
"Why does everyone assume I sneak out here to eat?" the hefty Mexican asked knowingly.
Mike chuckled and shrugged, "I don't know, maybe you should ask the five guys you're smuggling in your belly.".
The large man unconsciously rubbed his gut, "Ha ha very funny Mikey. You know there's always room for one more in there."
The two talked on for another five minutes about their plans for the evening and how they should get back to work before anyone notice they're missing. Just as they were about to head back Seb remembered the bottle. Despite his size, he swiftly turned and leaned back into the car. Without any thoughts of consequence he pops open the bottle and shakes a little green pill into his palm.
"Here goes nothing.", he mutters to himself as he raises his palm to his mouth and drops the pill on his tongue and swallows.
"Are you coming or not, Seb?", yells Mike a few dozen steps back towards the job site.
Seb takes a swig of luke-warm water left in an old bottle laying in the car floor. After letting out a quick burp, he hides the bottle under the seat and pushes himself out the car door. With a slight smile on his face he closes the door and jogs up beside his co-worker who's waiting at the work site entrance.
Work went on as usual as no one seemed to notice the two workers disappearing or an unusual box missing. Even Seb was beginning to forget about the mysterious bottle and the pill he consumed as it was getting closer to lunch time. At noon everyone stopped what they were doing and headed into the break area to eat. While most workers came equipped with a small lunchbox and a drink, Seb carried a huge cooler filled with food. With a huge smile on his face and huge belly growling in hunger the large man made his way to the break area.
In no time flat a pile of bags and empty wrappers lay in waste around the gluttonous behemoth. Lunch had barely gotten underway and the large man had torn through an impossible amount of food. Still unsatisfied the large man rubbed his rumbling belly before checking his watch. 50 soft tacos in 12 mins 53 seconds. "Still not under 10 minutes.", he muttered under his breath, "Gotta be quicker than that." A large belch erupted out of his mouth roaring through the break area. Still feeling a bit of discomfort he leaned slightly and released a thunderous fart that incited a crowd of groans from his co-workers as they are covered in a foul fog.
"Damn it Seb, can we get through one lunch without you trying to suffocate us?", grumbled one of the guys through his hand covered mouth.
The big man chuckled and patted his distended stomach. He has never been shy about sharing his gas. Always living by the motto: "It's better out than in". Since he started doing eating contest his gas has grown in proportion to his appetite meaning he never lack either one. Feeling a big one building up he rocks himself forward lifting his two blubberous globes off the bench and pushed out a long, sputtering 20 second blast of seismic proportions. "Aaaaaaah!", he moaned in relief.
In one fell swoop he cleared the break area. His co-workers left half eaten sandwiches and some untouched goodies in search of fresh air, some yelling out profanities in the process. Largely unaffected by his own stench, he takes a deep whiff before spying a bag of chocolate chip cookies left unattended. In one swift motion he leaned and grabbed the package.
"I'm sure he won't mind me eating these since I'm sure he lost his appetite.", the greedy glutton quipped before opening the bag and shoveling them into his open maw.
The rest of the work day went like normal with Seb unloading boxes stopping occasionally to left a leg and rip a fart. He's always had a good amount of gas after eating but today was off the charts. He wasn't too concerned chalking it up to all the tacos he had. Plus his mind was still focused on his after work activities. It was a pretty uneventful day until the whistle blew for end of shift. After lumbering to his car a yell from Mike grabbed his attention.
"Stupid piece of...Aaaaah!" the small man kicked at the tire in frustration while fanning away the cloud of smoke blooming from under the hood. He noticed Seb standing by his car. "Hey Seb, can I get a ride man?"
"Yeah, sure man.", he slid his body into the driver seat groaning as the steering wheel dug slightly into his belly. He unlocked the passenger side and waited as Mike entered the car.
"Thanks big guy, you're a life saver." the smaller man said as he reached to pull on his seat belt. "Stacy is picking up Cody from school since my car is out of commission so how about I treat you to a meal..."small" meal as appreciation for the ride."
"And just how small is "small" exactly?", the beefy driver asked as he pulled out the work site.
Mike laughed and shook his head, "I have a wife and kid at home, I doubt I could afford to feed you too. Other than work all you seem to do is eat." he poked the massive belly beside him causing Seb to release a rumbling fart. "Oh, yeah.... you do that too." he groaned quickly rolling the window down before the scent covered him.
"Oof, sorry man. Been extra gassy all day.", Seb noted as he rubbed his stomach with his free hand. "Guess I'm making room for this meal you're about to provide hehe and I know just the place."
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