This choice: "There is an unruly fellow demanding a refund" • Go Back...Chapter #6Customer Service Giantess Style by: Lelouch   "There's a very unruly customer demanding a refund." The man stammered.
Max looked like she couldn't care less, "I don't deal refunds."
"We told him that and..."
"And..."
"...he knocked out one of our employees. I fear he'll disrupt everyone's good time if we don't do anything."
Max sighed and rolled her eyes. "I see you are all as worthless as ever. Honestly why do I even pay you?"
"You don't."
"With good reason it looks like! Bring the guy here. I'll deal with him."
"Yes mam!"
"Oh, also..."
The employee stopped in his tracks and turned around, "Yes?"
"Please clear everyone off me." Max smiled, "I want everyone to watch me deal with this pest."
"Y-Yes Mam!"
It took around twenty minutes but thankfully since the business day just started there weren't too many people to worry about. Everyone quickly evacuated Max and watched in curiosity as a lone, stout-looking man was escorted to the giantess. Rumors spread through the crowd. Rumors about how this man cheated Max out of money or refused to pay or, God forbid, demand a refund. Max was incredibly kind given how easily she could destroy the world, but money was the one thing you never messed with her on. Those who did...well this man would quickly remember what happens to them. To her credit though despite how annoyed she must've been to temporarily close so early in the day, Max looked very calm and courteous. She still laid on the ground though, so the man was brought before her face which easily dwarfed his puny frame by a mile or two. He was the only one past the "safety line" Max's workers set up miles and miles away from the girl.
"Now, I hear you have a complaint you wish to talk to me about?" Max whispered. Her voice went as low as it could be even that was enough to make everyone's ear hurt.
The man however, didn't seem to react. "Yes. I'm here to demand a refund!"
"I'm sorry Sir, I do not give out refunds."
"That's horseshit and you know it! You have all this money, giving me back mine isn't that big of a deal!"
"Not a big deal?" For a moment anger flashed in Max's eyes. "Pray, tell me. Why do you want a refund so bad? Was my body not satisfactory enough for you?"
"No!" Gotta give the guy credit, he had guts. "I pay over a hundred dollars and all I get out of it is the chance to walk on your feet for an hour? If I wanted a walk I'd just go take a walk. I come to an amusement park to be amused!"
"Funny you say that." Max sat upright and re-positioned herself so she sat on her knees. Her immense form cast a shadow for countless miles and totally blocked out the sky for the man bold enough to demand money from her. "I think it's actually pretty amusing to see someone stand up to someone millions of times his size. Isn't that right, little man?"
"Now look here! Don't you try to intimidate me Missy! I am a paying customer and I deserve respect dammit!"
"Oh, I agree." Max laughed, each word full to the brim with sarcasm. "In fact, I should apologize. Here I am sitting down in the middle of our professional meeting. Give me a second." The man's jaw dropped as Max stood back up to her utterly massive full height. Her immense toes blocked everything for miles before the man, with her mountainous legs leading up to Max's curvaceous figure and finally her head, so far above no one on the entire planet could properly see it without a telescope. "I'm sorry sir. That was very unprofessional of me. Now that we're standing as equals, perhaps we can come to some sort of agreement."
While seeing Max stand up rendered him speechless for a moment, the man quickly found his voice and repeated his stubborn complaint. "Just give me my money back dammit! Quit trying to scare me and give me what I want!"
Of course Max didn't hear a bit of it. "Hmm...tell you what...Here's an idea. If exploring me isn't enough of a thrill for you I'm sure this'll do the trick for you." Max raised her big toe and loomed it over the man. "I'm going to count to ten and put my toe on the ground. If you can get away in time I'll give you all the money I've earned today. If not, I get to keep all of your money. Is that a deal?"
"What? Of course n-"
Max's booming voice radiated through the planet, cutting off the foolish man before he could finish."Perfect! Then we have a deal." Below the man realized he'd been tricked and turned to run. "One..." Max chuckled, imagining the same sight she'd seen all too many times before. "Two..." The man would be running as fast as he could, maybe even doing really well. But covering less than a millimeter from her perspective. "Three..."
The man ran and ran with everything he could ever muster. "I was in track in high school you bitch! Just watch, I'm going to get out of this and sue your ass!"
"Four..."
The ground around the man darkened as a toe began its descent. Cursing he quickened his pace.
"Five..."
All around the crowds watched, not offering any sympathy for the man about to be crushed. It was a well known fact you didn't mess with Max's money, everyone who came here today understood that. Those who didn't all met the same fate. She offered him more than enough chances to back out. But he wouldn't listen.
"Six..."
"Shit!" The man cursed yet again, utterly out of breath but still pushing on with all his might. He dared a look to the sky above. As far as his eye could see in every direction was toe. Toe for miles and miles. The logical part of his mind told him he was doomed but he pushed all the same.
"Seven..."
Max held back a chuckle. This was always her favorite part of dealing with pests. Unfortunate for him too, today was rather hot. Who knew how sweaty her feet were?
"Eight...."
"Fuck!!!" The man stopped his running and stared in awe as a lake fell from the sky. One solitary drop of water the size of a large building crashed a mile ahead of him, erupting into a tidal wave that knocked him off of his feet and pushed him back all the way to where he started. A salty taste in his mouth told him right away what it was: A bead of sweat.
"Nine..."
Max's toe was almost at the ground. It was close enough one could reach up and touch it. "Come on Mam be reasonable! We can talk about this right? You can keep the money, just let me go!" No reply. "Please! I'm begging you! Goddess Max please!" Throwing all shame out the window the man stood up and attempted to appease the massive toe above him. His tongue desperately licked at the sweaty surface between his frantic submissive kisses.
"Ten."
With no restraint Max's toe smashed into the ground, creating a crater large enough to form a new lake, which did promptly exist once another couple beads of sweat dripped in. The man of course was totally eviscerated. All that remained of him was a small, human-sized pool of blood that desecrated the monolithic toe.
"Thank you for contacting Customer Service." Max smiled, seating herself once again. She snapped her fingers, signaling a crew of her feet workers to do their job. Quickly they gathered and began licking away the filth from her toe. "Someone contact that man's lawyer. I believe he has a verbal contract to oblige. Transfer all his funds to my account." A worker went right to it.
Max looked back to the people who watched, "Pardon that everyone. Give me a moment and I'll reopen for business!"
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